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Just because you hate fruit doesn’t mean you can’t find a suitable place for it in your home. You can always impale it with this candle holder and watch it rot away by candlelight while you eat Ding Dongs and Ho-Hos. Then at the very end you can finish it off by yelling “And take your friggin’ vitamins with you!”
Product Page: ($24, currently on sale for $21.60)
If you saw our post on the Blood Energy Drink, you probably wondered what it tasted like. I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t taste like blood—unless you bit the neck of a dude embalmed with Capri Sun. That’s right, it’s fruit punch flavor. However, I did notice that the consistency was more syrupy than a traditional fruit punch drink, a little thinner than actual blood, but the effect is there.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.
Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.
Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.
Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.
Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.
If you are looking for an inconspicuous bluetooth device for your phone, this is not it. But if you are looking for a piece of fruit that is able to be used as a handset for your bluetooth phone then you have come to exactly the right place. A peach or a cluster of grapes just could not have the same effectiveness as this banana handset. You’d look just plain silly holding a peach up to your ear.
Product Page ($17.70)
This digital candy gum features fruity DVD, digital camera, portable gaming and keyboard/mouse flavors. My guess is that the ingredients and nutrition facts probably aren’t much different than the actual gadgets.
Although intimidating in appearance, you may think that angry, bald, mustachioed fruit is weak; but trust us, you wouldn’t want to meet Ramirez’s peel in a dark alley.
Product Page: ($24.95)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 22nd-28th, 2009:
Granny Foosball: Score with the elderly.
Boob Shaped Boiled Sweets: Care for a succulent fruity boob?
Pull-Back Car Erasers: Speed through your mistakes.
Relaxation Ninja: Battles stress with solar power.
Chainsaw Pizza Cutter: Nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
These individually wrapped boobs come in three fruity flavors. Plus the tin is advertised as reusable—which is great because you just don’t throw away something this hilarious. An additional image is available after the break.
Want to store your fruit in a bunch of resin bananas attached to an upside down condiment cup shaped thingy? Well, here’s an example which is made from 100% resin and is actually cast from real honest-to-goodness bananas. Plus it allows you to take home some of that much coveted grocery store produce section charm. Who wouldn’t want to to duplicate that ambiance in their kitchen?
Product Page: ($120)
Take a healthy food group and turn it into a tool of your debauchery with just a quick twist. The Shotcarver will turn any piece of fruit into a shot glass.
Product Page ($11.99)
