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From Swedish designers Michael Andersson and Maria Axelqvist comes the Fruit Slide.  Combine this with the Getty Lamp and a piece of plywood and voila!  Fruit Skee Ball.

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The true mixed drink aficionado will appreciate being able to stir his favorite concoction with a mixed drink on a stick. Whether it is a fruity, girlie-man drink or a chilled shot of whiskey, there is a swizzle stick for any occasion. See the whole set of 10 swizzle sticks in action after the break.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:

Lego Mouse: Makes work fun.

Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap: Cat food scented soap for spinsters.

Bangkok Nights Mug: Has a “Crying Game” surprise for you.

Bioshock 2 Action Figures: These figures include Big Daddy, Big Sister, Little Sister and Subject Delta.

Scurvy Begone!: If you are unwilling to eat actual fruit, these pirate-formulated vitamin C pills should do the trick.

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scurvy begone

Do you have blotches on your skin, tender gums with loose teeth and internal and external bleeding? You just might have scurvy my friend—a disease that is easily cured by adding vitamin C back into the diet. If you are unwilling to eat actual fruit, these pirate-formulated vitamin C pills should do the trick. Plus, the proceeds go to 826 Valencia—a charitable organization devoted to child education.

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spaceship-serving-bowl

This spaceship bowl is really two bowls that are very good at their task of holding fruit, vegetables or anything else you want to leave on display. But when they are not acting as bowls they can be stacked on top of one another giving it that spaceship look. Perfect for the food connoisseur with a soft spot for aliens and their conveyances.

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fruit candle holderJust because you hate fruit doesn’t mean you can’t find a suitable place for it in your home. You can always impale it with this candle holder and watch it rot away by candlelight while you eat Ding Dongs and Ho-Hos. Then at the very end you can finish it off by yelling “And take your friggin’ vitamins with you!”

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blood energy drink

If you saw our post on the Blood Energy Drink, you probably wondered what it tasted like. I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t taste like blood—unless you bit the neck of a dude embalmed with Capri Sun. That’s right, it’s fruit punch flavor. However, I did notice that the consistency was more syrupy than a traditional fruit punch drink, a little thinner than actual blood, but the effect is there.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:

Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.

Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.

Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.

Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.

Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.

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If you are looking for an inconspicuous bluetooth device for your phone, this is not it. But if you are looking for a piece of fruit that is able to be used as a handset for your bluetooth phone then you have come to exactly the right place. A peach or a cluster of grapes just could not have the same effectiveness as this banana handset. You’d look just plain silly holding a peach up to your ear.

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digital candy gum 2This digital candy gum features fruity DVD, digital camera, portable gaming and keyboard/mouse flavors. My guess is that the ingredients and nutrition facts probably aren’t much different than the actual gadgets.

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