
This ping pong paddle will help you make sure you are looking your best while annihilating the competition. Made from a real paddle, the rubber on one side has been replaced with an acrylic mirror. Also useful to direct light into your opponent’s eyes at a critical point in the game.
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This Five Finger Fillet Knife set has everything you need for a kitchen knife game. The storage block is shaped like a log and the hand on top will give you a good way to practice your knife skills without putting your delicate fingers at risk. With this knife set containing five knives and there only being four spaces between the fingers, that last knife is bound to catch some piece of flesh.
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It looks like EVE serum hypodermic needles throughout the city of Rapture in the game Bioshock, it glows like the serum thanks to LEDs, and it’s even priced similarly to what you would pay at a Circus of Value vending machine—but I wouldn’t go sticking it into your arm thinking that you are going to get any super powers. Maybe a staph infection, but definitely no super powers.
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If you are tired of running Sonic around in video games, you can use this racing set to pit him against Tails in a live action race. There is no real Super Sonic action to him, but if you time him getting to the crossover at the same time as Tails, something will go flying across the room. Not quite the same, but as good as it gets.
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While the head from the animal you just took down in your hunting adventure is out being mounted you can use this game trophy shaped cutting board to slice up its freshly cooked meat. You may not be able to mount that tasty loin, but you can certainly admire it while it is being carved.
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Your neighbors will know you are doing serious work when you pull this grenade out. Pop open the bottom chamber for access to all the screwdriver bits and remove the pin section of the grenade off to access the chuck. That famous grenade shape provides you with a nice slip free surface to grip it. Check it out in full screwdriver mode after the break.
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When you’re out risking your life to save humanity each and every day, a few drinks, a little gambling and maybe a prostitute or two is forgivable. This Marvel Comics-themed slot machine comes refurbished from Japanese casinos and features a fully animated LCD screen and “Skill Stop” reels which require you to control when the reel stops—adding an element of skill to the game.
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Your video games probably keep you pretty busy, so these bring a little bit of the outdoors to your indoor activities with these grass coasters. And since this is artificial grass, no drought in the world is going to take their happy green color away from you. Just don’t mention to anny potential user that you throw them on the ground and use them to get the feel of grass between your toes.
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This game is supposed to be fun because one partner will be laying on the sheet while the other has to dance to the instructions. Supposedly the moves they are forced to perform will all be a turn on. Of course it could also lead to one person being injured by their partner’s not so coordinated dancing or a sight that is just not pretty. Come to think of it, there is probably an 80% chance of that based on the lame moves you see the large majority of people trying. Some call it public dancing, I think it looks more like public humiliation.
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