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Some creatures just don’t have any respect for your garden full of statues, gnomes in particular. This Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture has just one purpose and that is to leave no other sculpture standing. He will leave no stone unturned to destroy all others, it is just who he is. Since it is made of recycled military-surplus steel and a reclaimed army helmet used during WWII, it is an environmentally friendly product as well.
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It is bad enough that the damn gnome hunters will steal your flamingos, ride local animals in your yard or use your lawn as a launching pad for their rocket adventures, but now they may have gone a little too far. Once they start drinking up all your fine wine it may be time to start getting serious about ridding yourself of gnomes the old fashioned way.
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If you are tired of all your lawn ornaments disappearing, there are really only two possibilities. One is the neighborhood kids and two is those damn Gnome Be Gones. Since there is only so much you can do with a neighbor’s child, send the Gnome Be Gone to the moon. If you still have a problem, just tell those bratty little kids that they are next.
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It is one thing if all your gnomes are taken away, quite another if they start picking on your flamingos. If your garden is overrun with small creatures then maybe you should let this Flamingo-Away take care of you problems. No Gnomes to deal with, which can only be a plus, which leaves only the homeowners associations to deal with. And I can’t imagine them throwing this gem away.
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