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Well, not your ear exactly. More like a flexible silicon reproduction. But it feels realistic. Hey, I’m yanking on your mug ear and dragging it around the room. Can you feel pain in your ghost ear from beyond the grave Van Gogh?

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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Nerd Approved in the past year. Enjoy!

Blood Energy Potion: A taste test review.

Zombie Head: Sustains itself with it’s own eyeball juices.

Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.

Creepy Toilet Paper Holder: I think your toilet paper is haunted.

Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.

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Each set of these reusable chopsticks contains a fortune—a fortune that you can write yourself. Think of the power! Psych out your guests with fortunes like: “You will be buried in a shallow grave. Lucky numbers: 666.”

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 9th-15th, 2009:

Liquid Metal Couch: Soldering meets art.

Z.O.M.B.I.E: Plastic army men return from the grave.

Gong Alarm Clock: Wake up with a BWONG!

Monkey Doorbell: This will definitely get your attention.

Exhaust Pipe Kickstand: Start a Huffy to Hog conversion.

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Beware: when you melt, bury or mutilate your plastic green army men on hallowed ground, they just might come back as zombies capable of eating your flesh from the ankles down. The figures stand at 2″ tall and come in toxic green, pale blue, glow-in-the-dark, and white colors. An additional photo is available after the break.

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My Bullet offers you custom engraving of your choice on 50 caliber bullets. They give you the option of single or double sided engraving, 16 characters per line. That should be enough room to mark commemorate whomever you choose on either a brass or silver bullet. I guess the silver are for those with severe werewolf fears.

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Unless you have a lot more space in your bedroom than I do, this Air traffic Control Tower Dresser will only be used for storing clothing. Of all the novelty type of dressers I have seen, this one is clearly the most useful and cleanest looking. The windows of the tower are the drawer pulls and the airport name is optional and custom engraved. Recommended for kids of all ages, birth to 80.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 6th to the 12th 2008:

Homer Wine Opener: Homer branches out from Duff.

Laser-Engraved Cutting Boards: One giant leap for a cutting board.

Dead Tired Pillowcases: With emphasis on “dead.”

Middle FInger Card Card: Protects, insults, offends.

Skeleton Wine Rack: For the kitchen of the dammed.

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Chances are you have never made a trip to your local Williams-Sonoma just to drool over the cutting boards. Simple, utilitarian objects are rarely (if ever) exciting. However, these laser-engraved versions with illustrations hand-positioned to interact with the wood grain could inspire a few nerds to take up cooking and step away from the microwave now and then. Also available in Vespa, Skier and Diver versions (pictured after the break).

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Comin’ atcha from beyond the grave and weighing in at a husky 29 pounds is the Champion Boxer Skeleton Figurine. This 8 ¼” tall skeleton is captured posing in victory after taking the super, super flyweight, or Mary-Kate Olsen class championship. Crafted from cold cast resin and hand painted, this figurine will certainly be a bizarre, meaningless addition to any home or office.

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