
Each set of these reusable chopsticks contains a fortune—a fortune that you can write yourself. Think of the power! Psych out your guests with fortunes like: “You will be buried in a shallow grave. Lucky numbers: 666.”
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Beware: when you melt, bury or mutilate your plastic green army men on hallowed ground, they just might come back as zombies capable of eating your flesh from the ankles down. The figures stand at 2″ tall and come in toxic green, pale blue, glow-in-the-dark, and white colors. An additional photo is available after the break.
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My Bullet offers you custom engraving of your choice on 50 caliber bullets. They give you the option of single or double sided engraving, 16 characters per line. That should be enough room to mark commemorate whomever you choose on either a brass or silver bullet. I guess the silver are for those with severe werewolf fears.
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Unless you have a lot more space in your bedroom than I do, this Air traffic Control Tower Dresser will only be used for storing clothing. Of all the novelty type of dressers I have seen, this one is clearly the most useful and cleanest looking. The windows of the tower are the drawer pulls and the airport name is optional and custom engraved. Recommended for kids of all ages, birth to 80.
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Chances are you have never made a trip to your local Williams-Sonoma just to drool over the cutting boards. Simple, utilitarian objects are rarely (if ever) exciting. However, these laser-engraved versions with illustrations hand-positioned to interact with the wood grain could inspire a few nerds to take up cooking and step away from the microwave now and then. Also available in Vespa, Skier and Diver versions (pictured after the break).
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Comin’ atcha from beyond the grave and weighing in at a husky 29 pounds is the Champion Boxer Skeleton Figurine. This 8 ¼” tall skeleton is captured posing in victory after taking the super, super flyweight, or Mary-Kate Olsen class championship. Crafted from cold cast resin and hand painted, this figurine will certainly be a bizarre, meaningless addition to any home or office.
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This table centerpiece just keeps on giving. Use the wine glasses to give a toast to the luck lady who happens to be eating with you. Then put the glasses back in the nice hand holders and let those beyond the grave have their own little toast. Everyone’s a winner.
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