
Your neighbors will know you are doing serious work when you pull this grenade out. Pop open the bottom chamber for access to all the screwdriver bits and remove the pin section of the grenade off to access the chuck. That famous grenade shape provides you with a nice slip free surface to grip it. Check it out in full screwdriver mode after the break.
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Nothing is going to brighten up your Christmas like half a dozen grenades. In keeping with the spirit of the season, they are all a nice and shiny chrome color. It may seem more festive if they were red and green, but that isn’t really in keeping with the grenade spirit.
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When this grenade goes off, it will blow dirt and grime away and allow you to keep your hands and life, something that can’t be said for it’s more volatile brethren.
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It’s outrageously expensive, but your $900 investment will buy you what the manufacturer considers to be “the most accurate replica ever produced.” Yeah, they lost me at $900. Still, this M14A was meticulously crafted using an existing Pulse Rifle from the movie as a model. It also features a moving grenade launcher pump, retractable stock and a light up LED counter that displays “95″ when the magazine is inserted. Apparently, only 250 pieces were produced worldwide—precisely the amount of people on this planet willing to spend this much money on an elaborate toy gun. So get it while you can. Additional images are available after the break.
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If you are a bit of a pacifist, then this Love Grenade Bank is probably the only grenade you will own. Throw this ceramic weapon and the only thing your target will end up with is the pile of change you have saved in it.
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If your guitar is the weapon, then your amps and instrument cables are the ammo that will help fire a barrage of melodies at your audience. You can visualize this even more clearly when your cables and connectors have mini pistols and grenades on them. But if you’re using a 10 watt amp, your firepower will be more like a peashooter than a rocket launcher. An additional image is available after the break.
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Blow darkness away with this ruggedly masculine desktop grenade lamp. Notice that it is thoroughly camouflaged—just in case you need to do a little nighttime reading while stalking your enemy through the woods.
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