
Rather than playing whodunit with a bunch of people you have never heard of, play a game where you know both the deceased and the suspects since they are all characters on The Office. All you have to do is figure out who killed Toby, with what weapon and where. The question of who should be easy: it has to be Michael. Nobody hates Toby as much as Michael. Check out some of the amusing weapons after the break including “The World’s Best Boss” mug and a George Foreman grill.
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All those fireflies you caught as a kid and wasted with your car grill as an adult have apparently had a significant impact on their population worldwide. So much so that Japan had to produce this terrarium just so they could be enjoyed on a regular basis. The bamboo cage comes complete with vegetation and three electric fireflies with LED ass-lighting action. The product measures 12.5cm x 15.5cm x 10cm, and includes 2AA batteries.
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These gourmet grilling seasonings will add a lot of flavor to most anything you are going to be grilling and they will do it with a sense of humor. Use the Road Kill Grill for steaks, chops, ribs or chicken, Fish-Tail Seasonings for your seafood and Fowl Stuff for all birds. If their taste is as good as their humor you are in for a treat.
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You may have given up on your dreams of being a rock star to start a family in the burbs, but that doesn’t mean you have to eliminate music from your life entirely. Even when you are grilling in the backyard, you can still rock out with this guitar-shaped cutting board. It even has channels on the side to channel all the blood an gristle away from the meat.
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So your neighbor with the BBQ Sword thinks he is pretty hot stuff coming over to your grill and cooking his dogs with a sword. Do him one better and break out your BBQ Sword Spatula. You can cook pretty much anything with this. And if things get a little heated, at least it will be a fair sword fight.
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As long as you are outdoors cooking up hamburgers and hot dogs, using those same food groups to make it an enjoyable experience is a great idea. These weighted hamburgers and hot dogs will keep your table cloth from blowing away and taking all your condiments and side dishes with it. They will also make your mouth water, these very well may be better looking than anything that comes off your grill.
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After a full day of fishing and coming home empty, you’ll need some gadget to grill those hot dogs. This Fishing Rod Wiener Fork will give you the same feel as your typical fishing rod as you roast your dogs without the reel full of tangled line. The rod extends 14″ to 35″ to keep you far away from the fire.
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You know a hot sauce is serious business when it is sold in a custom cedar casket. This kit comes with one bottle of Mortician’s Mold Hot Sauce, one bottle of Undertaker’s Undead Hot Sauce, stickers, a mini-CD featuring a custom RottingFleshRadio show and some novelty maggots.
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Take down your hungry guests with beef from the BBQ Sword, then finish em’ off with a thrust of your Mallow Lance.
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