The guys that brought you Roast My Weenie and the Weenie Wing Commander are back with the Samurai Roaster. The samurai this grilling tool was modeled after was a fearsome ancient warrior. As skilled with his shaft as he was with a blade, the legend of his sexual prowess was known across the land. Unfortunately, he met a tragic end when, during battle, he accidentally stepped on his manhood—falling onto his own sai. You honor his memory every time you skewer a hot dog on his member and cook it over a grill.
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This miniature gas cylinder bank will save all of your change so you will have some money when summer grilling season comes around. Its true purpose as a bank is disguised with a little misdirection—unless a thief is jonesing for a quick smoke they won’t give the odd object labeled as a lighter a second look as they ransack your apartment.
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These gourmet grilling seasonings will add a lot of flavor to most anything you are going to be grilling and they will do it with a sense of humor. Use the Road Kill Grill for steaks, chops, ribs or chicken, Fish-Tail Seasonings for your seafood and Fowl Stuff for all birds. If their taste is as good as their humor you are in for a treat.
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You may have given up on your dreams of being a rock star to start a family in the burbs, but that doesn’t mean you have to eliminate music from your life entirely. Even when you are grilling in the backyard, you can still rock out with this guitar-shaped cutting board. It even has channels on the side to channel all the blood an gristle away from the meat.
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So your neighbor with the BBQ Sword thinks he is pretty hot stuff coming over to your grill and cooking his dogs with a sword. Do him one better and break out your BBQ Sword Spatula. You can cook pretty much anything with this. And if things get a little heated, at least it will be a fair sword fight.
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Take down your hungry guests with beef from the BBQ Sword, then finish em’ off with a thrust of your Mallow Lance.
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It may be the middle of winter already, but if you haven’t thought about a grill cover yet then maybe this one will do the trick for you. It is meant for small grills and the mustard theme will have your mouth watering just waiting for grilling to begin again. That could be tonight, it could be in spring. It just depends on how motivated you are.
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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
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When you think of men cooking, you think of grilling. And for those who cannot afford to grill some fine steaks, a hamburger is always a reasonable replacement. Having this awesome coaster set to celebrate that is perfect accompaniment. The one downside is that every time you pick up your drink you will be reminded that good food is just a few minutes away. That may not be the best thing for your waistline.
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