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You really need to be careful when you are dealing with the Grim Reaper. While you may be expecting your eggs to be done cooking when this Reaper hourglass empties, the Grim Reaper may have other ideas about whose time has run out. Be sure to get in writing that any activity with this timer has nothing to do with your life span.
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Turning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 7th—July 13th 2008:
CareBear Body Armor and Babysitting Survival Kit: Who knew babysitting could be this deadly?
The Garden Zombie: What kind of fertilizer are you using?
Crystal Dragon Light: Artsty, expensive, nerdy.
Insane Wrist Knives: Scary cheap.
Musical Grim Reaper Dog Toy: Huggable, squeezable doom.
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This plush Grim Reaper stands at 9″ tall and plays spooky music when squeezed. Careful though—nibbling on Death all the time may convert your once docile dog to the dark side.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 24th-30th 2007.
Groovy Death Action Figure: The Grim Reaper is a freakin’ hippie.
Toddler’s Recliner: Perfect after a hard day at the kindergarten.
Tiny Tag: Miniature laser tag.
Toilet Tunes: It’s a urine soaked dance party.
Lipstick Vibrator: You don’t put makeup on those lips!
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved gadgets for the week of September 3rd – 9th 2007.
Fishbone Ice Tray: Fishbone shaped ice cubes will enhance any drink.
Ninja Playing Cards: These cards are for killing, not playing.
Go-Go Shirt Lamp: A fun shirt shaped lamp.
Oral Sex Snorkel: Seriously, it’s the real deal.
Weed Munchie Clip: When your blood sugar’s low, your munchies stay fresh.
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If you don’t think the name of the Ass Reaper Hot Sauce gives you an idea of how hot it is, then the skull dressed as the grim reaper may clue you in. And you had better hope your ass can handle it the next morning because if eating it wasn’t painful, the aftermath certainly will be.
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Forgive the pun. It sucked, I know.
After hearing about the new game Guitar Hero for the PS2 on an almost daily basis over the last few weeks, (Kevin Pereira of G4’s “Attack of the Show” is absolutely obsessed with it) I decided that it was time to investigate the reasons behind it’s popularity.
Gamespot.com writes: “Extremely well-conceived learning curve makes it accessible to all; terrific song selection that spans several generations and styles of rock; prominently features the grim reaper and a giant viking; terrific visual style; well-made guitar controller makes rocking easy and fun.”
OneUP.com writes: “Truth be told, 1UP recently held a group “review” session that lasted late into the night. After a few beers, some leaps off the couch, about 8 renditions of Boston, countless moments of faux-rockstar posturing, and actually stomping so hard that we broke the disc during the thundering finale of “Take Me Out,” everyone seemed to agree on a score for Guitar Hero. But our scale only goes up to 10.”
Here’s how it works:
For around $70 you get the game and a guitar style controller. The guitar’s five multicolored fret buttons correspond to the five icons on the game screen. Colored circles that represent notes/chords slide down the onscreen frets – all you have to do is hold down the appropriate buttons and strum the guitar along with the beat.
There is also some interesting sustained note mechanics complete with whammy bar action. Basically, the game does a great job of mimicing how it feels to really play the guitar – without having to deal with all of the bothersome lessons and lack of talent.
By all accounts, Guitar Hero has a very accessable range of skill levels and it features more than 30 classic rock anthems. It also has a career mode where you can unlock tons of indie songs, avatars, and guitars as you progress.
The bottom line is that Guitar Hero just might be the best rhythm game ever made. So, if you have a passion for music and you’re looking for a great party game – this one is for you.
Posted by Sean
