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My band might sound like crap right now, but come back after I get my guitar neck and the other half of my clarinet. I got one more payment on layaway.
Actually, these instruments are for decoration, not for playing. Either way, they don’t make a damn bit of sense.
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With a release date of January 30, this handmade Ezison 100 will allow you to transform your iPhone into an electric guitar (of sorts). The details are sketchy, especially since I couldn’t access the product page, but apparently this thing works by placing your iPhone in the housing and plugging it into the built in speaker using the headphone jack. Then you can load up a guitar app and uncool your surroundings with air guitar style rock.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 11th-17th, 2010:
Giant Inflatable D20: The D&D nerd’s beach ball.
Magnetic, Floating LED Display: Puts your beer on a pedestal.
Creepsicles / Evil Icecream / Ice Clown: This ice cream is made with pure sugar…and evil.
Resin Bathing Couple Cellphone/Gadget Holder: A bathtub threesome between two matches and your cellphone.
1.0″ LCD Guitar Shaped Car MP3 Player FM Transmitter: Let a guitar bring music to your car.
All you have to do to add a little music to your car is to get this guitar (or maybe it’s a violin?). It is no different than other MP3 FM players, but the need to tune it just seems more natural when applied to a musical instrument.
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You may not be able to play a lick on the guitar, but you can still harness the power of rock to become a virtuoso pancake and burger flipper. Plus you’ll have a spatula made out of the same material as most rockstars’ girlfriends. You’re halfway there!
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
You may have given up on your dreams of being a rock star to start a family in the burbs, but that doesn’t mean you have to eliminate music from your life entirely. Even when you are grilling in the backyard, you can still rock out with this guitar-shaped cutting board. It even has channels on the side to channel all the blood an gristle away from the meat.
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If your guitar is the weapon, then your amps and instrument cables are the ammo that will help fire a barrage of melodies at your audience. You can visualize this even more clearly when your cables and connectors have mini pistols and grenades on them. But if you’re using a 10 watt amp, your firepower will be more like a peashooter than a rocket launcher. An additional image is available after the break.
In an age where you can press a button on a phone or glance at a widget on a desktop, it’s nice to know there is still room for oddly shaped thermometers when it comes to checking the temperature outside.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 12th-January 18th, 2009:
Guitar Neck Skateboard: Let your feet do the playing.
Roswell the Alien Plaque: Alien teleportation gone horribly wrong.
LED Wooden Boombox: Alarm clock and speakers all-in-one.
Flameboy Multipurpose BBQ Tool: 7 in 1 tool perfect for camping.
Cryptozoological Figure Set: Features your favorite mythical creatures.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
