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You may not be able to play a lick on the guitar, but you can still harness the power of rock to become a virtuoso pancake and burger flipper. Plus you’ll have a spatula made out of the same material as most rockstars’ girlfriends. You’re halfway there!
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
You may have given up on your dreams of being a rock star to start a family in the burbs, but that doesn’t mean you have to eliminate music from your life entirely. Even when you are grilling in the backyard, you can still rock out with this guitar-shaped cutting board. It even has channels on the side to channel all the blood an gristle away from the meat.
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If your guitar is the weapon, then your amps and instrument cables are the ammo that will help fire a barrage of melodies at your audience. You can visualize this even more clearly when your cables and connectors have mini pistols and grenades on them. But if you’re using a 10 watt amp, your firepower will be more like a peashooter than a rocket launcher. An additional image is available after the break.
In an age where you can press a button on a phone or glance at a widget on a desktop, it’s nice to know there is still room for oddly shaped thermometers when it comes to checking the temperature outside.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 12th-January 18th, 2009:
Guitar Neck Skateboard: Let your feet do the playing.
Roswell the Alien Plaque: Alien teleportation gone horribly wrong.
LED Wooden Boombox: Alarm clock and speakers all-in-one.
Flameboy Multipurpose BBQ Tool: 7 in 1 tool perfect for camping.
Cryptozoological Figure Set: Features your favorite mythical creatures.
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From Fashionably Geek: These instruments may only measure 5″ long, but both the violin and the guitar are packed with 8 classic songs that you can play on demand. The tempo can be controlled by strumming with the bow or plucking the strings with your fingertips.
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Combine your love of music with your skateboarding. Remember proper foot positioning for each trick you want to do by equating it with finger positioning for various notes on the guitar. If you are looking for the colored buttons that you equate with a guitar these days, then I am afraid you are out of luck. Guitar Hero mastery means nothing to either the guitar or skateboarding.
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The Sabian cymbals may not be functional, but if you are going for a Hard Rock Cafe look with your home decor, this end table along with a Fender Strat coffee table would be perfect.
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This is just what you need, another reason to drink even more. Every time you open a bottle you hear a little riff. Since a short guitar riff is just not going to satisfy your need for a little rock you will just have to keep polishing those beers off as fast as possible so you can hear a little more.
