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Or play with both using these “Airplane Food” placemats. Now you’ll have fifty 15″ x11.5″ fold-and-fly airplanes in five different designs that can be used to deliver a payload of french fries across the dinner table or for target practice when you attempt to drop a condiment payload directly in the center of your awaiting hamburger patty. Guaranteed to annoy.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
Just the thought of grabbing a hamburger should be enough to keep you motivated to ride your bike that last few miles—and this hamburger bell sitting on your handlebars will not fail to remind you. As the old saying goes, every time a burger bell rings, the Hamburglar gets violated in prison.
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Actually, I would like to supersize my cat burger order. Please dip a kitten in my fries and drink as well. Oh, and my friend will have the constipated rice on potato platter please.
Showing off your best yo-yo tricks is a great way to impress everyone at a party, doing it with a hamburger makes you look twice as cool. The only things that could make this yo-yo any better would be a slice of cheese and a tomato.
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I stumbled across these Glow Crosses while at my local grocery store. Apparently, a dose of Jeebus can be had in the same place you get Pop-Tarts and Hamburger Helper. Plus salvation comes in several hot colors for the low low price of fifty cents.
As long as you are outdoors cooking up hamburgers and hot dogs, using those same food groups to make it an enjoyable experience is a great idea. These weighted hamburgers and hot dogs will keep your table cloth from blowing away and taking all your condiments and side dishes with it. They will also make your mouth water, these very well may be better looking than anything that comes off your grill.
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Even though White Castle restaurants seem more and more scarce, the legend is more popular than ever. And if you’re a musician looking to promote your favorite square hamburger, the White Castle amp is the way to go.
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I bet that the burgers in this fast food origami set are closer to real beef than the stuff you get in most fast food restaurants. Includes 16 pieces of origami paper and easy to follow illustrated instructions.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 17th-23rd 2008:
Inflatable Hambuger Bouncy Castle: The burger king’s fortress of solitude.
Bugatti & Rolls-Royce Coffee Tables: Fantasize about owning cars you could never actually afford.
Nap Cap: Provides kinky head bondage and prevents sleep whiplash.
RisiLights & RisiSound: Every retaining wall should have lights and sound.
Wooden Weather House: Predicts the weather with magic and lederhosen.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
