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Showing off your best yo-yo tricks is a great way to impress everyone at a party, doing it with a hamburger makes you look twice as cool. The only things that could make this yo-yo any better would be a slice of cheese and a tomato.
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I stumbled across these Glow Crosses while at my local grocery store. Apparently, a dose of Jeebus can be had in the same place you get Pop-Tarts and Hamburger Helper. Plus salvation comes in several hot colors for the low low price of fifty cents.
As long as you are outdoors cooking up hamburgers and hot dogs, using those same food groups to make it an enjoyable experience is a great idea. These weighted hamburgers and hot dogs will keep your table cloth from blowing away and taking all your condiments and side dishes with it. They will also make your mouth water, these very well may be better looking than anything that comes off your grill.
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Even though White Castle restaurants seem more and more scarce, the legend is more popular than ever. And if you’re a musician looking to promote your favorite square hamburger, the White Castle amp is the way to go.
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I bet that the burgers in this fast food origami set are closer to real beef than the stuff you get in most fast food restaurants. Includes 16 pieces of origami paper and easy to follow illustrated instructions.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 17th-23rd 2008:
Inflatable Hambuger Bouncy Castle: The burger king’s fortress of solitude.
Bugatti & Rolls-Royce Coffee Tables: Fantasize about owning cars you could never actually afford.
Nap Cap: Provides kinky head bondage and prevents sleep whiplash.
RisiLights & RisiSound: Every retaining wall should have lights and sound.
Wooden Weather House: Predicts the weather with magic and lederhosen.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
When the BK King needs to take time away from his busy schedule of breaking in to homes to deliver breakfast sandwiches and reverse pick-pocketing, he whisks away to a bouncy burger of solitude to hatch his next creepy scheme.
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Juno’s little hamburger phone was cute, but have you ever gone to get a burger and not gotten fries with it? That problem is now solved. Get yourself a little phone splitter and set both of them on your bedside table. Talk on whichever one tickles your fancy at that particular point.
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When you think of men cooking, you think of grilling. And for those who cannot afford to grill some fine steaks, a hamburger is always a reasonable replacement. Having this awesome coaster set to celebrate that is perfect accompaniment. The one downside is that every time you pick up your drink you will be reminded that good food is just a few minutes away. That may not be the best thing for your waistline.
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If the Hamburglar could afford to buy a rug, this cheeseburger-shaped version would certainly be the one he would choose. Unfortunately, stealing burgers from children does not generate much income, so the Hamburglar is forced to live on the street—freebasing condiments to get a quick fix. Tragic.
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