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There is nothing colder than deep space, so if this alien robot and UFO can stay warm out there they can certainly keep your delicate hands warm during a minor cold snap. Just click the tab inside and you can enjoy their radiating warmth. A hand warmer for all cold weather activities whether they involve space travel or not.
Product Page (£5.95, about $10)
According to the product page, this hand warmer can “cure arthritis, lumbago and headache, cervical vertebra disease, chilblains…etc.” But why stop there? Try it with a cold! Try it with the flu! Try it with the clap! Not only does it have a cool Nightmare Before Christmas theme, it is also the greatest medical gadget ever invented.
Product Page ($9)
Let me just say that it would be a damn shame if you were to get blown away by a cop whilst reaching for a hand warmer shaped like a gun.
A quick snap will provide 20 minutes of warmth —plus you can submerge it in a pot of boiling water for a quick “recharge” so you can use it again and again. Also available in a “Hot Pants” version.
Anyone who was around for the ten seconds that Hypercolor t-shirts were popular will undoubtedly appreciate the obscurity of this reference and how far I had to dig to pull this article out of my ass.
For those of you who don’t know, Hypercolor t-shirts were a novelty garment that was popular in the late 80’s and early 90’s. The shirts we supposed to change color when exposed to heat – which meant that touching them would leave an imprint of your hand. However, the reality was that these things would only really change color when exposed to something a little warmer than body heat – like a hair dryer for example.
Hypercolor t-shirts were also easily damaged when washed. The heat from the washer and dryer would often render the shirts useless after only a few cycles.
If you were smooth enough, the one thing that Hypecolor shirts could have been good for was coping a cheap feel. Unfortunately, I was far from smooth in jr. high so I would have never thought to entice girls to touch me because I had a Hypercolor shirt on.
Live and learn.
