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From Fashionably Geek: Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.
Why not throw in drinking while you’re at it? And helmets are for little girls. Amazingly enough, this reading caddy isn’t just for stationary bikes. The product page claims that it “mounts in seconds to virtually any road, mountain or stationary bike” and that it helps you to read and train at the same time. All of the danger and stupidity aside, how would you expect a book or magazine to stay on that thing during a turn?
Product Page ($15 via TRFJ)
Who would dare eat a satanic chicken? With his human skull helmet, evil whoopie cushion, Necronomicon and oversized novelty bacon accessories, Diablo just might conjure up some sort of voodoo spell over your KFC.
Product Page ($17)
What happens when some innovative soul looks past the history associated with these helmets and instead explores their potential as pieces of functional art? Well, in this case we get a styled 12th century helm trash can that we can toss our shit into. What other garbage collecting device can give your home a Middle Ages vibe and allow you to say “Here’s what I think of your f*cking Crusades!” with every condom wrapper and beer bottle you chuck into it?
Product Page: ($49.95)
You can choose one of the cute little animal helmet toppers to keep you company on those long bike rides, but the frog and the cat that look like they got plastered to your helmet as you were flying along would be much more fun. They aren’t injured at all, they are just scared to death being stuck up there. These would probably give Lance Armstrong the edge he needs to win one more Tour de France.
Product Page ($5.95)
Some creatures just don’t have any respect for your garden full of statues, gnomes in particular. This Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture has just one purpose and that is to leave no other sculpture standing. He will leave no stone unturned to destroy all others, it is just who he is. Since it is made of recycled military-surplus steel and a reclaimed army helmet used during WWII, it is an environmentally friendly product as well.
Product Page ($330)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 23rd-29th, 2009:
Stig Helmet Projection Alarm Clock: Stig is really an alarm clock.
Farmyard Waffler: I’d like 2 barns & a cow please.
Foreplay Connect Four: Gets the party started.
Tinkles the Toilet Cat: For toilet terror.
Adult Swim Beach Towel: Looking for a beach towel featuring a hot chick with a cat head?
Whether or not you are a fan of BBC’s Top Gear show, a bust of a race car driver as an alarm clock with a display in the visor and the time projected as well can’t be passed over. Maybe now you can finally unmask Stig who never removes his own helmet on the show.
Product Page (£17.99about $26, pre-order, June 12 release date)
Want to add some excitement to outings on your beloved Schwinn? Look no further than this dual exhaust kickstand made from aircraft grade aluminum. Throw in some rub on tattoos, a German spike helmet and a leather clad bitch to ride the back seat, and you’ll be ready to feel speeds up to 13 mph on the open road.
Product Page: ($39.95)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.
Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.
Sudoku Ninja Doll: Attacks stress when it least expects it.
Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes smoking.
Watermelon Wrist Rest: For screen cleaning and wrist support.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
