At your next tailgate party, combine your love of hunting with your love of NASCAR. A big slab of venison, possum or squirrel will never taste better than when you cook it on a car wheel.
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You don’t see many knives being marketed specifically to women. I have no idea why, but if you are a lady who wants to have a blade handy then this one is a little less manly than your average knife. Each one has a handle shaped like a high heel shoe. Now they can have a feminine accessory that can come in real handy when only a sharp implement will do.
No one says you have to be full of testosterone in order to mix up a few drinks. Hell, a lot of the best drinkers I ever knew were of the female persuasion. But just because she enjoys a few drinks does not mean she is not still a woman. And as such she very well may appreciate this nice bar set. All in pink and with each piece shaped like a high heel, you can open wine and beer bottles, cork a bottle or measure out a shot. All without giving up your femininity.
So which is your favorite? The Gearshift Pen Notepad holder, the Steering Wheel Clock or Tire Tape Dispenser? Any one of them would add a little bit of class to your bland little cubicle. If you really can’t decide, you can get them all as a package deal. Probably priced a bit too high for your cheap company to get you the set, though.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 15th–21st 2007.
Halloween Electric Chair: Truly shocking Halloween decor.
Nascar Brand High Heels: Still baffling.
Dashboard Dolly: Bouncing boobs and driving don’t mix.
Zero Gravity: Try hanging your clutter.
The Magnificent Maggot: The most talented maggot you have ever seen.
The last five gadgets are available after the break.
You know how they say you should save for a rainy day? Fuck that. I say get yourself a nice pair of shoes. A pair of $100 Nascar pumps perhaps?
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I was out shopping with my girlfriend over the weekend when I came across these Nascar branded pumps. I’m not sure how long they have been out there or why they even exist, but the whole concept was funny as hell to me. To be honest, the whole shopping excursion was an education into the weird world of women’s clothing. I mean, why would a clothing store offer pants in size 2, 4 and 6, but not offer a 3 and a 5? It’s retarded.
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Combine your love of shoe shopping and your religious affiliation with this High Heel Menorah. Hopefully you will be able to live with this for a few years rather than just leave it in the closet when the next shoe fad hits.
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First Nerd Approved brought you Anti-Masturbatory Gum, now we present this Anti-Masturbatory Air Freshener for all of those who enjoy a morning spank while driving to work. The product warns us that “masturbation while driving is dangerous. Please keep both hands on the wheel.”
Highway masturbation is right behind cellphones as a major threat to motorists. Hopefully the fresh sunflower scent produced by this air freshener will help you to put those deadly urges in check.
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You don’t see a lot of innovation in toilet paper dispensers. The Heelboy is probably one of the most unique. Made from a pair of high heel shoes, just hang it from the wall and those heels will have the paper firmly held. Comes in three colors to match your bathroom’s colors, red, blue and black. Get them while they are hot, you aren’t going to see something like this every day.
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