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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
Homer’s quotation on the flask has it just about right: alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. As you enjoy each shot, you can use a different shot glass—each of which has Homer with a different expression (although those expressions look more of the “causing problems” variety rather than the “solutions”).
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 20th to the 26th 2008:
Trouser Expander: It will attract the shallow women you desire.
Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners: For the bilingual nerd.
Simpsons Power Plant Lava Lamp: Homer spreads radioactive death.
Cactus Buddy Back Scratcher: Not for sensitive skin.
Makin’ Out Game: Like Yahtzee with naked people.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Homer Simpson unleashes a bubbling cauldron of radioactivity and funkified death upon the citizens of Springfield.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 6th to the 12th 2008:
Homer Wine Opener: Homer branches out from Duff.
Laser-Engraved Cutting Boards: One giant leap for a cutting board.
Dead Tired Pillowcases: With emphasis on “dead.”
Middle FInger Card Card: Protects, insults, offends.
Skeleton Wine Rack: For the kitchen of the dammed.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Homer would be honored to help you open that bottle of wine whether it is an expensive vintage or the cheapest thing you could find with a cork. Plus, by raising Homer’s hands over his head you will be helping him get as much as exercise as he ever will. The preferred corkscrew for the arrested adolescents.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 18th to the 24th 2008:
Boobie Beer Bong: The only way to drink beer. (NSFW)
Futurama Zapp Brannigan Tin Raygun: The Zapper’s zapper shoots sparks.
Skeleton Grinder Bank: It’s confusingly amusing.
Solar Powered Viking Ship: Big on science, small on history.
French Fry Phone: Finally, a companion for your burgerphone.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
It doesn’t matter what time of day it is, Homer always has beer on the brain. Haha…. alcoholism.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 7th—13th 2008:
Potty Monkey: Make a monkey’s bladder explode for shits and giggles.
Simpsons Remote Contol Holder: Homer will stand guard over your remotes.
Hal the Dancing Robot Hamster: Apparently he has a thing for Styx.
Beer Mug Lamp: Now with hypnotic pouring action!
Movie Camera Lamp: It brings Hollywood to your desktop.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
I don’t know exactly why, but if you take just about any item and add Homer to it, it automatically becomes a much better product. Once you have flipped a few burgers with “Kiss the Chef” Homer or turned a steak with “Bishop of BBQ” Ned you will never go back to your ordinary utensils.
While Homer is fine as a grill accomplice, you should not let him handle all the duties. The “Kiss the Chef” Homer Figurine shown after the break will give you a very realistic depiction of why.
