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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
The objective of Flickin’ Chicken is simple—see who can toss their chicken and hit or land on the target pad the most times. The manufacturers encourage you to make up your own rules, so I say that tossing the chicken on the target should be followed up by a “snaps” masturbation joke challenge.
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Although the product page suggests it, I doubt there are many biker bars out there that would be keen on having a pink scooter mounted on walls normally reserved for neon beer signs and stains. However, I’m sure just by hearing the words “scooter wall decor” there’s at least one demographic that would be all ears, and that would be those who own 1950’s themed diners, or any restaurant that saturates the walls with crazy shit.
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Great for Italian restaurants, home theaters and tossing under the sheets of your friends while they sleep, the Don Vito Corleone life-size bust has a million and one uses.
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You probably have two immediate thoughts on seeing this Plush Horse Head Wall Decoration. First: you are glad to see it on the wall rather than waking up to find it beside you in bed. Second: who hangs a horse head as a trophy? Still, it will be nice and safe up on your wall until you have the need to re-enact one of the more gruesome scenes from The Godfather.
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A new 52″ plasma just won’t have the same impressive impact until the size is truly verified; and the best way to do that is by implementing the same magical phrase that prevents you from buying over the counter medications the size of horse pills: “actual size”. Now you can pick up your own actual size stickers and paste them to anything that demands size recognition, like your house, car, shoes, refrigerator, gut, ass, whatever.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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Even if it looks like a horse’s ass, a candy jar that offers junk food from five glass containers will still be the most attractive thing in your kitchen. Throw in the “Price is Right” game show spinning feature and your defenses are useless.
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The Monkey Doorbell was our first foray into dorbells that feature animal sounds as chimes, but these versions take things a step further with a more elaborate design and 16 different built-in sounds to choose from. Additional animals are pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.
Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.
Sudoku Ninja Doll: Attacks stress when it least expects it.
Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes smoking.
Watermelon Wrist Rest: For screen cleaning and wrist support.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
