Now that is one hot dog. If you take a look at the flipside of the bottle, you can see how he managed to sculpt…10 pack abs?
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
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The thought of a deranged Jack Nicholson breaking through your door is not exactly a comforting thought as you try to go to bed. Even with its nice “sleep tight” message, this hot water bottle cover may do more to give you nightmares than to ease you to sleep.
Product Page (£8.99, about $13.30)
When you invite that hot date over for dinner you’ll want to make sure she feels special. That means in addition to wearing deodorant and wiping the pubes off your toilet seat, you break out the fine china. That’s where these imported glass water bottles come in. Made in Italy and available in four different styles, they are sure to wow any date when set on a candlelit table with your home cooked Ramen.
Product Page: ($40 each)
I’m not big into hot sauces, but I can’t help but laugh at some of the gimmicky packaging that goes along with these bottles. Some of the sauces are hotter than others, but it is a pretty safe bet that any one of these will have you tearing up on the toilet in the morning. That having been said, I have put together a list of five bottles that will leave you laughing (and burning) your ass off.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 4th—10th 2008.
Classic Game Pens: They joys of an Etch-a-Sketch and Operation in pen form.
Hamburger Lunch Box: Almost as cool as the burger phone in Juno.
Gas Can Flask: Moonshine appropriate.
Coke-a-Cola Mini CD Player: Does Pepsi have a product like this? I think not.
Titanic Jumbo Slide: Tragedy was never so much fun!
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
Impress your gym buddies when you strut into the locker room sporting this stylish David Hasslelhoff Sports Bag. Each bag measures 15-inches by 11-inches, so you will have plenty of room to carry around your stuff. And if you want to take your David Hasslehoff obsession one absurd step futher, you might want to pick up a matching Hoffmeister Hot Water Bottle.
Product Page (£18.99 or $39.55)
We’ve brought you the Transformers Plush, the Autobot / Decepticon Pillows, and now we have another Transformer related product - although this one is considerably weirder than it’s predecessors.
The Optimus Prime Hot Water Bottle features and image of OP himself and the words “Prime Guy” emblazoned on a hot water bottle. Why, I do not know.
Product Page ( £6.95 or $11.82)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 7th – 13th.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
The Ashtray Clock: Time for a smoke?
The Air Guitar: An air guitar you can actually buy.
Neon Green Butt Station: The hardest working desktop accessory ever.
The Edible Anus: Still not appropriate for Mothers Day (or any day for that matter.)
The Suntracker Swivel Beach Chair: Why hasn’t someone thought of this before?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
