We’ve seen a lot of USB humping and crunching toys in our day, but never all in one place. But, I suppose it’s just another window display for people living in Tokyo.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
You can’t see it from this picture, but the person that is humping hugging the utensils as shown is actually cut from the placemat, but since he is cut from the middle of the placemat his empty place is covered by the plate on top of it (pictured after the break.)
This set of six napkin rings are beautifully carved from African Mahogany and feature artistic representations of the lion, cheetah, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe, and zebra. They would make a truly unique addition to any dinner table; even they do look a little like they are humping your napkins.
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The Humping Dog Pen Holder is one of those gifts that are better to give than to receive. The poor little dog, who obviously hasn’t been neutered, will shake and wail when a pen is placed in that very private place. You would probably wail too if something was jammed into you where it didn’t belong.
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Are they rocking 1GB-pack? A 2GB-pack maybe? There is no way they have a full 6GB-pack for $30 apiece, but Rocky, Clubber and Apollo are definitely working on it. Much like the USB humping dogs and bunnies, these guys will go to town when plugged into a USB port. Clubber and Apollo are pictured after the break.
If only your life were as simple as the Humping Robot’s. His only concern is his ability to hump mechanical objects. This washing machine is a perfect example. Get yourself one of these figures and a washing machine, then all you have to do is wind him up and watch him go. Unfortunately, the washing machine pictured is not included.
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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 13th to the 19th 2008:
Devil-in-a-Can: Quench your thirst with evil.
Marital Bliss Chocolate Bar: Guys will find this chocolate a little hard to swallow.
Trash Can Pet Bed: A self-esteem builder for your chihuahua.
Phone Thrones: Treat your cellphone like royalty.
Laptop Cooling Pads: Chicken flavored with nipple fans.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
By now, just about everyone is familiar with the USB Humping Dog—it is a legend in the world of useless novelty gadgets. However, these USB bunnies are poised to take the concept to the next level. Your computer will never be so satisfied. Additional image after the break.
