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Was there ever a morbidly obese dinosaur? Some how I doubt it, but this plush T-Rex is certainly going to be soft and squeezable. I mean, how is he still hunting at this point? Does he roll over his prey like a bowling ball? With those little arms, it would be impossible to get back on your feet if you didn’t have enough momentum while rolling. I know the T-Rex had small arms, but this dude can’t even sensually rub his nipples.
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As if it wasn’t enough that you chose to buy a skull that is a stapler, this one looks like a souvenir that you would find from some crazy Pacific tribe who prides themselves on headhunting. If that is the image you want to project at work, then you also get a removable skull cap that reveals a storage spot for paper clips or change.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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While the head from the animal you just took down in your hunting adventure is out being mounted you can use this game trophy shaped cutting board to slice up its freshly cooked meat. You may not be able to mount that tasty loin, but you can certainly admire it while it is being carved.
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While hunting for monorail lighting solutions for my dining room, I came across this bizarre knick-knack at a local store called Accipiter. What the hell happened here? Did the guy spontaneously combust from the waist up?
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 23rd-March 1st, 2009 :
iPhone Skateboard Deck: Transfer your iPhone skills to a skateboard.
H.U.T.A. Sculpture: Do you know anyone with their H.U.T.A? (PNSFW)
Chef Mario Batali Wind Up Toy: Complete with spaghetti-flipping action.
Coffee Cup Lights: Modern decor for coffee addicts.
Wall Animals: Hunting the most dangerous game of all.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Forget man—hunting this monstrosity has got to be the most dangerous game of all. Restaurateurs, picture this baby wearing a sombrero, sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt. Now that’s target marketing! An additional wall mounted demon rabbit is pictured after the break.
There’s nothing like bringing a six pack of beer with you on a hunting trip to complete the atmosphere, ruin your senses and throw off your aim. But with the constant sun glare and bright colors emanating from your Pabst cans, how are you supposed to get a slab of venison on your dinner plate? Well…when you disguise your brew in this camo 6 pack tote, it will cease to be a warning sign to every animal in the forest, and allow you the opportunity to drunkenly fire into the woods at anything that moves. The tote measures approximately 11″ x 11″ flat and holds bottles or cans.
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At your next tailgate party, combine your love of hunting with your love of NASCAR. A big slab of venison, possum or squirrel will never taste better than when you cook it on a car wheel.
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