
This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
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These magnets have the look and feel that iPod users are used to, but don’t expect to put your leftovers on pause. When there is a tree growing inside your casserole, it’s time to throw it out.
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Apparently German designer Karl Lagerfeld was able to put down his iPod collection long enough to dress this Steiff teddy bear like a eurotrash secret service agent. Your $1,500 investment gets you this 14.5″H bear with jointed limbs, crystal-studded tie and belt buckle, tailor-made leather boots and miniature sunglasses designed after Karl’s own shades. You’ll also get a scribble of the bear drawn and signed by Lagerfeld, and the satisfaction of knowing that you’re also indirectly supporting the fine people of Apple Computers.
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Little earbuds with great sound may be the ultimate iPod accessory, but there is something to be said for style. These Spiderman Ear Buds have plenty of that. The pair of Spiderman heads you can jam into your ear canal is a good start, the crawling Spiderman that is also a slider is an exceptional design to show off. The fidelity of the sound may not be in the top tier of ear buds, but that is not what these are about.
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It’s kind of hard to see with the clear on white background, but this iPod Shuffle case (which appears to be for the newest version) is pure evil. Don’t believe me? Put it in your pocket and I’m sure balls will be poked with pointy claws and horns.
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Bath time is all about relaxing and the iDuck Wireless Speaker will make it just that much nicer. Plug your iPod into the egg and you can listen to the music on the waterproof, wireless duck. Not only will he keep the tunes going but he also has a color changing light feature. A rubber duck upgraded with music and light. Probably my favorite duck so far.
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The Flexible Embrace Auto Holder will lock just about anything into its cartoon-esque embrace to keep it in place as you travel. Setting the hands high and low on whatever it is holding gives it a much more secure grasp on the item. The holder attaches to your dashboard with a dash sticker, as they call it, so maybe having it hold that soda as pictured is not such a great idea. Having it come loose from your dashboard while holding something like your cell phone would not be nearly as likely to cause an accident as 12 ounces of soda soaking both your leg and iPod.
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