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There needs to be a way to have a tropical drink without having to put a feminine umbrella into it. The Tropical Ice is your answer. Its realistic looking trunk and ice-shaped leaves will chill your drink and put images of warm beaches and scantily clad women into your head.
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If you want to track down some geriatric vampires, break out your “Cold Blooded” ice trays. Simply walk around with these icy toofers in your beverage and wait for people to ask where you were able to find “Fang Efferdent”… Bingo. Additional ice weirdness is pictured after the break.
It just isn’t a poker game without clouds of smoke enveloping the room. This poker ashtray may get the smoking action a lot closer to the game than these players would like, but that sectional sofa just works out so nicely to corral live embers and ashes.
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People may generally worry that you impaled your ex with 10 stainless steel skewers, but if there are some tasty meatballs on the snack tray, the ex won’t be paid a whit of attention. It may be a bit on the pricey side, but money is no object when it comes to torturing your ex.
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This “Ice Ice Kitty” tray can have up to nine ice kittens suckling at her silicone teats at any given time, so you can rest assured that you’ll always have enough cats to keep your glass of swill cold and watered down, just how you like it. Just make sure you keep filling the the tray so she can give birth to another litter of ice babies…Dad.
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Put the cooling power of this igloo ice cube container to work next time you need a cube to water down your favorite beverage. As if that wasn’t exciting enough, the silicone top doubles as a baby cube birthing center, with an ice cube tray built right in, and it comes with tongs!… How ’bout that?
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Stewie-shaped ice cubes are fun anytime, but they are particularly festive during football season.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:
Baby Bottle Fan: A disaster waiting to happen.
The iMagnet: Turns your entire fridge into an iPod.
NFL Lawn Statues: These belong under a disco ball.
Spinning Dubz Air Freshener: Pimps your car with freshness.
Stone Cold Ice Tray: Easter Island heads provide icy goodness.
If you can steer your gaze away from the Jay Leno tribute on top and the Moai murder investigation below, you’ll discover that Fred has released a silicone ice tray that will produce cube à la Easter Island to give your beverages a touch of South Pacific mystery, and of course, subject you to an endless barrage of “Dumb dumb, you give me gum gum” quotes.
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This turtle is mutated alright—but instead of a wisecracking ninja it transformed into a 4-port USB hub with an ashtray and a stapless stapler. Additional images are available after the break.
