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Unless you’re a pothead or the owner of an extermination company, you never want to hear the words “roach” and “house” in the same sentence. However, if you want, you can now harness the butt-ugliness of a cockroach to destroy your appetite and display your child’s latest finger paint masterpiece with this set of four refrigerator magnets.
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Even though a public swimming pool can’t compete with the beach, you can still take a boogie board in the water and experience a shark attack (of sorts) thanks to this Great White pool predator. This 29″ inflatable shark packs a bladder in its gills which turns it into a giant squirt gun when filled, soaking targets with a spray of chlorine and child piss. And if that still doesn’t give you a beach feeling, then you can always count on slaps in the face when you ogle women, and those wonderful feelings of inadequacy when you show your body in a swimsuit. That alone makes me feel like I’m there.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.
Take this inflatable turkey into the kitchen to carve and your guests will think they are in for a home cooked feast. You can’t cook of course, so dinner is courtesy of Boston Market—but no one will ever know the difference.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 29th-July 5, 2009:
Kitchen Knife Mirror: Look your best, scare the hell out of guests.
Death Star Cookie Jar: You can’t go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
Star Wars Characters USB Flash Drives: Yoda’s neck is the gateway to enlightenment.
Shocking Wrist Developer: Has a couple shocks.
Alien Hatching Egg Alarm Clock: What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed.
Rather than picking dead cockroaches out of your pool, throw one in with this Giant Inflatable Cockroach Pool Float. Since it seems you can never eradicate the damn things, join the crowd and use them to your advantage. Float comes complete with hairy legs and antennae for additional handholds.
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It never fails—every time I get in the pool I instantly have the urge to pee. For those that have no qualms about using the pool as a toilet, that is only a minor inconvenience. But the rest of us need some way to relieve ourselves without actually getting out of the pool. That’s where the inflatable Pool-a-Potty comes in. Basically, it would be like any other Port-a-Potty, only buoyant. It would need to be stable in the water and, I suppose, there should be some sort of rule against using it for a #2. I don’t know if this product exists, but it should.
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No one is interested in watching two tech support employees go at it over who knew the better answer to the last customer’s question. Spend two minutes blowing up the Gladiator Inflatable gear and fight it out like an old time Roman. The initial anger will likely have subsided by the time they get these things blown up anyway.
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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 17th-23rd 2008:
Inflatable Hambuger Bouncy Castle: The burger king’s fortress of solitude.
Bugatti & Rolls-Royce Coffee Tables: Fantasize about owning cars you could never actually afford.
Nap Cap: Provides kinky head bondage and prevents sleep whiplash.
RisiLights & RisiSound: Every retaining wall should have lights and sound.
Wooden Weather House: Predicts the weather with magic and lederhosen.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
