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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
E-readers are cool and everything, but what about all the crazy bookmarks? Reading just wouldn’t be the same without saving your place using a bookmark shaped like a hand tool.
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Covering your tree with boob decorations this Christmas should help lighten the mood when family members who secretly hate each other gather together for awkward Holiday tension. If all goes well, they may be too busy laughing to argue, and you can remember fondly the year when “Nippley, The White Porcelain Tit” saved Christmas.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:
1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.
The Bird Flying Finger Kite: This flying bird flips and offends.
Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.
Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.
Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.
Boob-related novelties are a dime a dozen these days, so takes vision above and beyond the average, everyday bachelor party fare to attract our attention. This totally ridiculous quad-boobie dreadlock pen certainly fits the bill.
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Save a broken skateboard from the landfill with a deckstool made from reclaimed skateboard decks. Although their new configuration means they can no longer serve as an instrument to transport, do tricks or impress girls, it can still serve quadruple duty as an end table, ass support, accent piece and a way make Tony Hawk cry.
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If your guitar is the weapon, then your amps and instrument cables are the ammo that will help fire a barrage of melodies at your audience. You can visualize this even more clearly when your cables and connectors have mini pistols and grenades on them. But if you’re using a 10 watt amp, your firepower will be more like a peashooter than a rocket launcher. An additional image is available after the break.
With this lightsaber pen you are not just writing your memoirs, you are battling the dark side in order to get your story out. You shouldn’t use an instrument as fine as this to do anything other than work that will benefit the entire universe.
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Power up Senor Toro and provide yourself with literally minutes of entertainment as you enjoy the sights and sounds of your own miniature bullfight. Once the sonic controlled Senor Toro starts kicking dirt to the sound of “Hey Hey Toro!” you’ll watch him drunkenly charge any object you choose while playing some really catchy music. The only difference is that your bull’s drinking problem causes him to continually charge an object even after he’s already hit it. And of course, he has no knees. There’s a video of Senor Toro in action on the product page.
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From Fashionably Geek: These instruments may only measure 5″ long, but both the violin and the guitar are packed with 8 classic songs that you can play on demand. The tempo can be controlled by strumming with the bow or plucking the strings with your fingertips.
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