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My band might sound like crap right now, but come back after I get my guitar neck and the other half of my clarinet. I got one more payment on layaway.
Actually, these instruments are for decoration, not for playing. Either way, they don’t make a damn bit of sense.
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All you have to do to add a little music to your car is to get this guitar (or maybe it’s a violin?). It is no different than other MP3 FM players, but the need to tune it just seems more natural when applied to a musical instrument.
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Channel the Beatles “Yellow Submarine” when preparing your morning drink with the Tea Sub. Fill it up with your choice of tea leaves and let the sub dive to the bottom of your mug. No one will consider you a wimp if your tea is prepared with this instrument of war.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
There are three sets of chopsticks in the samurai sword series—all named after actual 17th century Japanese Samurai (Date Masamune, Sanada Yukimura and Maeda Keiji). Remember, great responsibility comes with owning an instrument of this caliber. Should you drop even one roll, you must stab yourself with a chopstick to retain you honor.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
E-readers are cool and everything, but what about all the crazy bookmarks? Reading just wouldn’t be the same without saving your place using a bookmark shaped like a hand tool.
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Covering your tree with boob decorations this Christmas should help lighten the mood when family members who secretly hate each other gather together for awkward Holiday tension. If all goes well, they may be too busy laughing to argue, and you can remember fondly the year when “Nippley, The White Porcelain Tit” saved Christmas.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:
1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.
The Bird Flying Finger Kite: This flying bird flips and offends.
Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.
Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.
Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.
Boob-related novelties are a dime a dozen these days, so takes vision above and beyond the average, everyday bachelor party fare to attract our attention. This totally ridiculous quad-boobie dreadlock pen certainly fits the bill.
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