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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
This frog looks very normal sitting there on the toilet, though by his facial expression he is straining and in a bit of pain. I guess if you what came out of you was shaped like paper clips, you would be in pain too. But just lift the frog off his porcelain throne and his magnetic bottom will bring a paper clip with him. A desk accessory that is useful while still bringing a touch of vulgarity.
Product Page ($9.90)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 23rd-29th, 2009:
Kama Sutra USB Neon Lights: Like advertising for your computer.
Plush Turkey: I hope your Thanksgiving turkey tasted better than this one.
Cookie Misfortune: Fortune cookies for the pessimist.
Super Mario Spin On Coin Candy: 1UP’s your diabetes.
Pee On Urinal Cakes: Pee on America’s enemies with these special urinal cakes.
Much like a bar would use neon lights to remind patrons about the kind of beers that are being served, these USB-powered kama sutra neon lights advertise the number one function of the internet. The function that keeps you coming back, time and time again.
It’s hard to tell from the image, but this cookie cutter set includes car and motorcycle templates that fit snugly into the straight and curved track cutters. The more you bake, the bigger and badder your cookie racing circuit can be.
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If you’re someone who doesn’t like to waste time with things like charm, manners or respect on a date, you may want to cut through the BS by dispensing with regular chocolates and instead getting your woman an edible sex act that will discreetly tell her: “I expect to get laid for this”. Chances are you’ll get rejected, but the real question is: will she slap you in the face or kick you in the crotch? Hmmm…It’s probably best to wear a cup.
Product Page: (£3.99, or about $6.57 )
If you are trying to figure out a way to add more “pop” to your presentation, I think this is your answer. It may take the recipient a few seconds to place the odd shapes, but you know there will be a little chuckle when they do. Keep in mind that you have to know your audience. If the recipient has no sense of humor and is a bit of a prude, you might want to consider a paper clip that is a little less risque.
Product Page (£5.99, about $9 – 3/24/2009 release date)
For many nerds, virginity is a pesky nuisance that is hard to shake. Not to worry though, this First Timer’s Kit will help you or a friend finally seal the deal with an informative textbook, kama sutra flash cards, an official diploma and 10 heroes of intercourse cards (featuring John Kennedy, Dr. Ruth, William Shatner as Kirk and Angelina Jolie!). Additional photos after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 28th to August 3rd 2008:
The Dark Knight Projector Keyring : Summon Batman anytime, anywhere.
Fossiliced : Chill your drinks ice age style.
Toilet Roll Puzzle : You will have to rely on your wits if you want to wipe.
Kama Sutra Wall Clocks : Time keeping for nymphomaniacs.
Fireplace Suitcase : It’s portable ambiance.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
If you and your partner are hopelessly addicted to sex, the Kama Sutra Clock pictured above will give you something new to try every hour. But, if you need something a little weirder more sophisticated to turn you on, check out the clock after the break.
