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It’s hard to tell from the image, but this cookie cutter set includes car and motorcycle templates that fit snugly into the straight and curved track cutters. The more you bake, the bigger and badder your cookie racing circuit can be.
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If you’re someone who doesn’t like to waste time with things like charm, manners or respect on a date, you may want to cut through the BS by dispensing with regular chocolates and instead getting your woman an edible sex act that will discreetly tell her: “I expect to get laid for this”. Chances are you’ll get rejected, but the real question is: will she slap you in the face or kick you in the crotch? Hmmm…It’s probably best to wear a cup.
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If you are trying to figure out a way to add more “pop” to your presentation, I think this is your answer. It may take the recipient a few seconds to place the odd shapes, but you know there will be a little chuckle when they do. Keep in mind that you have to know your audience. If the recipient has no sense of humor and is a bit of a prude, you might want to consider a paper clip that is a little less risque.
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For many nerds, virginity is a pesky nuisance that is hard to shake. Not to worry though, this First Timer’s Kit will help you or a friend finally seal the deal with an informative textbook, kama sutra flash cards, an official diploma and 10 heroes of intercourse cards (featuring John Kennedy, Dr. Ruth, William Shatner as Kirk and Angelina Jolie!). Additional photos after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 28th to August 3rd 2008:
The Dark Knight Projector Keyring : Summon Batman anytime, anywhere.
Fossiliced : Chill your drinks ice age style.
Toilet Roll Puzzle : You will have to rely on your wits if you want to wipe.
Kama Sutra Wall Clocks : Time keeping for nymphomaniacs.
Fireplace Suitcase : It’s portable ambiance.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
If you and your partner are hopelessly addicted to sex, the Kama Sutra Clock pictured above will give you something new to try every hour. But, if you need something a little weirder more sophisticated to turn you on, check out the clock after the break.
If your amorous activities in bed end up in what resembles more of a wrestling match than lovemaking, then maybe you could use a little help. This Karmasheetra is a sheet that gives you numbered positions for your hands, knees, feet and bottoms. That way each person will easily find the optimal position. Each of the various positions has been tested extensively for your maximum kama sutra-like pleasure. The maker of the sheet does not claim that, but I have to make that assumption. Who wouldn’t want to do some testing with it?
Product Page (£19.95, about $40)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 24th—30th 3008:
Ex-Spouse Shooting Silhouette: Husband cheated on you? Go for the groinshot.
Sculpta Sutra: Your sexual fantasies in clay form (NSFW).
H.R. Giger Back Scratcher: Get those hard to reach areas.
Airstrike Iron Man: It should hold you until the movie comes out this summer.
360 Degree Mirror: Obsess from 7 different angles.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
The product page claims that Sculpta Sutra as a “fun, hands-on way for partners to learn more about adventurous love making.” I don’t know about you, but when I hear the words “hands on” in regards to sex, I’m definitely not thinking about Play-Doh (except when I’m really drunk).
The kit comes with everything you need to make two posable lovers—including a book featuring 36 classics and 8 “extra flexible” positions.
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The next time your kid has to bring cookies into school, you could send him in with a batch of cookies made with your Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters. While the initial laugh may be amusing for you, all those school visits to talk with the principal afterward will get old. You also may end up explaining this to a court appointed psychologist and having to home school your now expelled child. Maybe you should just save them for a more appropriate time, like when all your wife’s cute friends come over for a visit.
Product Page (£19.95, about $40)
