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If you want to play an instrument but have no desire to learn anything, the kazoo would be your best bet. But seeing a grown man with a kazoo in his mouth would look a little silly. To make yourself feel better, and certainly look better, you can get yourself this Trombone Kazoo. It even has a working slider. It won’t make a difference in the sound, but that is probably for the best anyway.
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Why any parent would purchase this kit for their children is beyond me. Perhaps they are looking to indulge their child’s creative side—or they are freaky masochists that enjoy crippling headaches brought on by loud, semi-musical noise vomit. The set includes a miniature slide whistle, harmonica, kazoo, flute, pan pipes, maracas, and a tambourine.
And, most importantly, it comes with a set of earplugs.
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