
These key hooks will let each sex have their own holder, although that means the female gets twice the number of hooks. It would probably be a lot more fun for everyone if you used the opposite sex. And not just so the man gets the extra hook, either.
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This wooden handlebar mustache key holder will be a nice touch to anyone’s home décor, whether you’re immersed in the mustache lifestyle, missing the 70’s, or simply a fan of barbershop quartets. The product measures 18″ x 4″, and has four hooks.
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What could make you feel safer than knowing you have two tough cowboy cacti watching over your hangables at night? Your keys, coffee mugs, coats, or whatever else you decide to stick on this 12 1/2″ x 1 3/4″ x 8″ ceramic stoneware wall plaque will be in good hands, unless these highly competitive cacti lose their focus and forget about their guard duties, which is bound to happen since they aren’t alive.
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