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Like all robots, these too will eventually turn on their masters. When they decide the time is right to reclaim their hooks, the result will be a simultaneous drop of book bags, scarves and jackets that will be heard all over the world, signaling the beginning of the end for mankind.
Product Page: ($16-$38)
I know what you are thinking—why would I throw away money buying some ridiculous toilet bank that flushes coins when I could be using that money to feed my children? If you are one of the three lucky winners, you don’t have to pay a dime thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures. Plus, with all the coinage you will save those kids can buy two things off the dollar menu. Today’s the last day, so hurry and head on over to the contest page for instructions on how to enter.
It’s called the Pumpkin Pal, but there is nothing friendly about stabbing your Jack O’ Lantern with a sword. On the other hand, it does light up, so it is safer than candles as a light source—and kids can pull it out of the pumpkin skull King Arthur style and use it as a safety light while trick-or-treating. Additional images are available after the break.
A sled as a coffee table in your living room is going to leave tracks on your carpet, so why not get this set that includes a snow white carpet with sled marks already built into it? That small detail will give an outdoor feel to your living room, though it may also give kids the idea that dragging it around the living room is perfectly okay.
Product Page (£645, about $1,054)
Your kids may use these door hangers to threaten you with lost hands or a dinosaur ass kicking if you decide to enter their room, but once you realize that T-Rex has been extinct for 65 million years, you’ll know that any violence that lies behind that door will be coming from your own disobedient little monster. I don’t know which would be more frightening.
Product Page: ($35.95)
Making a snowman is a time honored tradition. But coming up with a carrot, charcoal, a corncob pipe and a proper hat is not was easy today as it may have been in the past. This kit will give you everything you need in one box so that your kids won’t be disappointed when they are looking for the final pieces to the snowman they spent hours building.
Product Page ($14)
Rainwater is the least of this spider’s worries—he has been nabbed by kids who intend to use him as a projectile for their ping pong paddles that double as a slingshot. He appears to be smiling, but that’s just because spiders are stupid. He has no idea about the horrors that await him.
Product Page ($19)
No Halloween yard decor is complete without a skeleton trying to unearth itself next to your minivan. This one comes with 7 hard plastic body parts including a 7″ illuminated skull that helps keep kids from tripping over it while drawing attention to Boney’s “Hey Mom, look what I can do!” pose.
Product Page: ($39.99)
Stick one of these spread heads on your tube of Colgate and give your kids all the thrills that come along with watching a plastic head regurgitate toothpaste night after night. But be warned, if you see your tot running to get his toothbrush next time Fluffy spits up a hairball, you can bet they’re thinking that if it comes out of an animal’s mouth, it must be minty and fresh.
Product Page: ($4.99 each)
With the Folding Pogo Stick you don’t have to restrict your jumping to your own driveway. Take it to work, the airport or anywhere else that a few minutes of jumping are a better use of your time. It may even be small enough to fit in your luggage for overseas travel activities.
Product Page (£14.99, about $24.50)
