The Voodoo Pen Holder is not quite as frightening as the Voodoo Knife Holder, but you may have a tough time convincing your HR rep that you have a good reason to keep a set of sharp knives in your cube. Even without the knives, this Voodoo holder should give anyone who is thinking about stealing a pen good reason to prey on someone other than you. Whether they are afraid of a possible Voodoo curse or the mental image of a pen through their head gives them the idea you get violent if your stuff gets stolen, it should push potential thieves to look elsewhere in their search for a proper victim. The holder comes complete with six pens and the stab wounds to hold them.
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This Five Finger Fillet Knife set has everything you need for a kitchen knife game. The storage block is shaped like a log and the hand on top will give you a good way to practice your knife skills without putting your delicate fingers at risk. With this knife set containing five knives and there only being four spaces between the fingers, that last knife is bound to catch some piece of flesh.
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Take a regular knife and print Terminator Salvation on the blade and you have yourself a collectible! The movie may have fallen short, but that doesn’t mean the studio isn’t going to bleed every last dime out of it. Also available in a silver finish.
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To be honest, I stepped off the SAW bus after the first movie, so I’m not sure what happened over the course of the next 800 sequels. Still, I know a cool-ass knife when I see one, and Jigsaw’s gauntlet definitely falls in that category. Just cock the blade and pull the trigger to send it shooting out from underneath your sleeve. Additional images are available after the break.
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The “Evidence” kitchen knife is another one of our favorites from Fred’s Spring 2009 Catalog—and it’s easy to see why. A perfectly functional 8″ knife that is permanently emblazoned with gore. It’s even boxed with an evidence tag to complete the effect. It really throws out that “yeah, I just stabbed my husband and now I’m using the bloody knife to chop up a man salad” vibe doesn’t it? An additional image is available after the break.
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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
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