As if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness, from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
[click to continue…]

Unlike traditional bowling, the objective of this desktop game is to knock down the knights without disturbing the princess pin. If you are successful, you can do what Mario was never able to accomplish—pick up the spare.
Product Page ($21)

You may think racing your Ferraris and Lamborghinis around is cool, but you stand no chance when racing against the new age Batmobile. There is no fire shooting out the back of this Batmobile a la Adam West’s version, but there is no question you will be the coolest racer when you show up with this one. I can’t imagine there is anyone that doesn’t find slot racing cool, especially with Batman involved.
Product Page ($34.99)

I can’t think of a better way to relieve some stress than to hack a few limbs off this Black Knight doll based on Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”. To give you some feedback the doll will spout off some of the famous lines from the movie, such as “Tis nothing but a scratch!”. Just annoying enough to further enrage you. All of your fellow cubemates will know just how stressed you are by how many times they hear this guy talk every day.
Product Page ($29.99)

You can carry a can of pepper spray around for self-protection, but nothing is going to summon a savior like Batman for you as this Bat-Logo Projector Key Ring does. Just turn on the light and the bat symbol will be projected. And you know what happens when the bat call goes out. I know I would rather see the caped crusader coming to my immediate assistance than have to wait 15 minutes for a squad car to show up. Plus, when Batman administers some personal vengeance he doesn’t have to spend the next year in court.
Product Page (£7.99, about $16, pre-order for Aug 1 release)