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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 14th-20th, 2009:

Google Slinky: Plus yo-yos, dominoes and other nerdy mind control devices.

Boxing Glove Oven Mitt: Makes you a food fighter.

The Giant Knight Light: Order with your 20% off Nerd Approved discount.

F*ck Ornament: ‘Tis the season for f*ck.

Faces Bar Set: No need to drink alone.

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knight light

Using the code “NERD”at checkout, all Nerd Approved readers will get 20% off their total order from GreatBigStuff.com. That means discounts on hilariously oversized items like this giant chess “knight light”, computer keyboard chairs, giant lego blocks and giant earbud speakers. Better hurry though, the offer expires after December 21st.

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White Knight CowAs if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness,  from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.

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knight bowling

Unlike traditional bowling, the objective of this desktop game is to knock down the knights without disturbing the princess pin. If you are successful, you can do what Mario was never able to accomplish—pick up the spare.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 1st to the 7th 2008:

Motorcycle Helmet Ears: Tested at 175 MPH, but I bet they could have hit 200 + without the drag.

Skeleton Disco Ball: For the goth kid prom.

Big Joe: The anatomically correct action figure we have all been waiting for.

Arm Wrestle Mania Game: It goes “over the top.”

Dark Knight Slot Car Racing: Add $35 extra dollars to the $500 million Batman has already made at the box office.

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You may think racing your Ferraris and Lamborghinis around is cool, but you stand no chance when racing against the new age Batmobile. There is no fire shooting out the back of this Batmobile a la Adam West’s version, but there is no question you will be the coolest racer when you show up with this one. I can’t imagine there is anyone that doesn’t find slot racing cool, especially with Batman involved.

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I can’t think of a better way to relieve some stress than to hack a few limbs off this Black Knight doll based on Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”. To give you some feedback the doll will spout off some of the famous lines from the movie, such as “Tis nothing but a scratch!”. Just annoying enough to further enrage you. All of your fellow cubemates will know just how stressed you are by how many times they hear this guy talk every day.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 28th to August 3rd 2008:

The Dark Knight Projector Keyring : Summon Batman anytime, anywhere.

Fossiliced : Chill your drinks ice age style.

Toilet Roll Puzzle : You will have to rely on your wits if you want to wipe.

Kama Sutra Wall Clocks : Time keeping for nymphomaniacs.

Fireplace Suitcase : It’s portable ambiance.

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You can carry a can of pepper spray around for self-protection, but nothing is going to summon a savior like Batman for you as this Bat-Logo Projector Key Ring does. Just turn on the light and the bat symbol will be projected. And you know what happens when the bat call goes out. I know I would rather see the caped crusader coming to my immediate assistance than have to wait 15 minutes for a squad car to show up. Plus, when Batman administers some personal vengeance he doesn’t have to spend the next year in court.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 14th to July 20th 2008:

Space Story Blanket: Stay warm…with LEDs!

Captain Kirk Command Chair: Features light up control panel and sound effects.

Guitar Mickey Mouse Doll: Is he channeling Pete Townshend?

Pocket Slutometer: Keep track of your conquests.

Big Boy BBQ Skewer: His wiener gets plump when you cook it.

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