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Turning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.
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Harnessing the power of the sun, this squirrel glows brightly when the sun goes down. But be warned—he is not of this planet. The Solar squirrel’s powers are great and he knows no mercy. Step on the flowerbed or, worse yet, eyeball his nut and he will unleash a wrath upon you not seen since biblical times.
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Homer Simpson unleashes a bubbling cauldron of radioactivity and funkified death upon the citizens of Springfield.
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What a nice way to walk hand in hand with your dog. You hold the hand, the hand holds the leash for the dog. I can’t think of any better way for you to set up an insanity defense for any crime you may commit in the future. Yes, it will look that weird.
These Walking Dog Balloons put a unique new spin on the whole idea of a virtual pet thanks to their ability to hover above the ground and “walk” when their leash is pulled. Dogs filled with gas have never been so much fun.
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April fools (or the “asshole superbowl” as I like to call it) is a time where annoying people bask in the glory of a prank well pulled. Sure, they claim to be your friends, but when you take a fall they are right there with a camcorder and an open YouTube account. In order to protect yourself, you need to know your enemy. Take a good look the products after the break as they are some of the most annoying weapons in the pranksters arsenal. If you still get punked, just remember—a well placed kick can settle the score real fast.
Sure, nobody wants to hold a steaming bag of dog crap—but it is a hell of a lot better than having it dangling in your face. That’s exactly the kind of torture that this Doody Dangler subjects your dog to. Basically, the device is nothing more than a fancy clip that secures poop to your dogs leash, leaving your hands free for other things.
The product page says that it doesn’t annoy the dog, but take a look at the image above. With their acute sense of smell, that would seem unlikely.
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Here is a toy that is sure to be a hit with the kids (and some extremely immature adults). With a pull of the trigger, the Fart Disguster Gun will unleash an unholy barrage of burping, farting, and puking sounds the likes of which you have not yet seen.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 5th-11th 2007.
Airsoft War Supplies: Severe pain edition
iPod Click Wheel Cup Pad: Clickwheel coasters &mdsash;why not?
Crusty Underwear: Home delivered for your convenience.
The Beer Glove: Keep your drinks cold and your hand warm.
Talking Lawyer Doll: Not exactly cute and cuddly.
The last five gadgets are available after the break.
Remember that scene in Office Space when they beat the hell out of the copier? Yeah, we’ve all been there. I still have nightmares about this old HP LaserJet and its dammed paper jams. Unfortunately, we can’t just bash the copier with a baseball bat (as satisfying as that would be), but we can grab one of these Copier Stress Toys to help soothe our frayed nerves.
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