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Recipe for a unique USB hub: 4 USB ports, 3 LEDs, 1 cup of gas station quality crystal art, 2 cups of arcade style claw game prizes, 1/2 cup of mail order Americana sculptures, sprinkled liberally with “…whatever” and voilà! The USB 4 Port Hub with Crystal Hawk LED Light.
Product Page: ($5.99)
There’s now a free app (iTunes link) available for your iPhone which will allow you to wake up the same way Disney characters do, with the sounds of 2D chirping birds. For added illusion, you can stick your iPhone in this BirdBox and tap the screen in order to see your potential wake up call nesting inside. The BirdBox is made of high quality heavy card, is easy to assemble and is available in four different colors. The only problem is if you smash this alarm clock in the morning, you’ve killed a bird and ruined $100 phone. You don’t want to start your day that way.
Product Page: ($11.95-$12.75 via Boing Boing)
I’m not really about cases and skins on my stuff, but I think I will make an exception for these Frank Miller GelaSkins. Pulled directly from the pages of Sin City and 300, these would be just the thing to cover up all the scratches and dents you’ve managed to inflict on your phone and laptop.
Yeah, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre would have been a very different movie if Leatherface went around wielding this Hello Kitty chainsaw. He would have probably Bedazzled his skin mask, worn a pink bow in his hair and sprinkled glitter over his victims before dismembering them. I don’t know which version would be more frightning.
(Hello Kitty Hell via Albotas via Neatorama)
Yeah, you can control the temperature of waterbeds too—but the ’70s were a long time ago my friends. Surprisingly, it took this long for someone to develop a practical mattress with temperature control. If you are into the cool side of the pillow, that’s no problem since the mattress has a low temp of 48 degrees Fahrenheit. If you are perpetually chilly at night, crank that thing up to a max of 118 degrees.
It’s the 21st century and Simon has stripped his bulky exterior for a far more portable version. Don’t let his diminutive frame fool you though, this keychain Simon light up game will kick your ass just like the original. What’s worse, time and alcohol abuse have dulled your senses.
Product Page ($17)
Interesting fact: Before Iron Man kicks your ass, you’ll notice that he has a glowing Apple logo on his palm. That makes for a great removable decal that you’ll probably need super powers to apply accurately, but if you can pull it off you have a cool looking, super detailed decal that is head and shoulders above all the other Iron Man MacBook stickers on the market.
Product Page: (via CrunchGear)
If Milton had a foot fetish he would surely give up his red Swingline for the “A Posture” stapler. Supposedly, it saves up to 60% of the awesome physical toll that stapling TPS reports can take on the body—although, as far as I can tell, the most significant feature here is that it looks a lot like a high-heeled shoe.
From Fashionably Geek: Taking weapons to the next level is this Armatix .22cal pistol, which comes with a custom wristwatch that is also responsible for sending a wireless arming signal to the gun, illuminating a green LED on the back of the gun and allowing it to fire. When the gun is not within a few inches of the watch, the gun will be disabled, as signified by a red LED. However all that safety will cost you. The limited edition pistol is selling for 7,000 euro, or about $9,700, and starts shipping next month.
I’m not putting my lips on anything that came out of the “Sealed With a Kiss Amelia Rhino” teapot. Even for a rhino this thing looks ugly.
Product Page ($52)
