As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
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Using the code “NERD”at checkout, all Nerd Approved readers will get 20% off their total order from GreatBigStuff.com. That means discounts on hilariously oversized items like this giant chess “knight light”, computer keyboard chairs, giant lego blocks and giant earbud speakers. Better hurry though, the offer expires after December 21st.
Product Page ($30 or $24 after discount)

Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:
Lego Mouse: Makes work fun.
Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap: Cat food scented soap for spinsters.
Bangkok Nights Mug: Has a “Crying Game” surprise for you.
Bioshock 2 Action Figures: These figures include Big Daddy, Big Sister, Little Sister and Subject Delta.
Scurvy Begone!: If you are unwilling to eat actual fruit, these pirate-formulated vitamin C pills should do the trick.

Just because you have a ream of data to enter into spreadsheets doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun as well. This Lego USB mouse will let you play with blocks while still offering you the normal two buttons and a scroll wheel.
Product Page ($31.96)

Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
RX Cocktail Shaker: Will cure what ails you.
Light Bulb Flask Keychain: Won’t give you any bright ideas.
The Recordable Megaphone: Preserves your delicate vocal cords.
Beer Can Shift Knob: Puts class in park.
Geek Glasses: LOL…I’m drunk.

It doesn’t matter what the other guys in the auto repair garage think when you put your LEGO Headlamp Torch on, it has two adjustable LED’s in his feet that will put the light right where you need it. Clip this little man onto any headgear you choose to wear and get right to work. You can even use his hands to hold some hardware for you.
Product Page (£7.49, about $13, available 9/18)

Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.

It’s a Lego, it’s a calculator, it’s all kinds of fun. Although I’d imagine it’s still not enjoyable enough to make people actually want to do math. In today’s world, if you really want to get some interest going, you’d have to create something like a breast shaped calculator that has 24 pressable, problem solving nipples. That would be money in the bank, my friend.
Product Page: ($27)

From Fashionably Geek: What’s all this about evolution? Bah! God said “Let there be Legos” and there was Legos. And God saw that the Legos were good.
Product Page ($19.95)
There is no way to beat a personalized Star Wars pen. With this set you can choose your favorite character, add some colored shapes and build the coolest pen ever. If you get tired of a particular combination just take it apart and rebuild it. Just imagine all the envious stares at the your next department meeting.
Product Page ($24.95 set of three)



