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This tiny book can be the first item for your miniature library, or the automatic letter opener for which it was designed. If you are opening more than a couple letters a day then you know that the odds of getting a paper cut is very real. And no matter how much of a man you are, just the thought of a paper cut can make you cringe. So get this book, a couple batteries and save yourself all that hassle.
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Think lipstick is a girlie product? Then I guess you haven’t checked out this very cool letter opener. Call it effeminate, but the blade on this thing looks more masculine than most men I know. The lipstick is just a convenient cover story.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 24th-30th 2008:
Chocolate Ammo: These bullets are more tasty than dangerous.
Darth Vader Desk Caddy: All about cleanliness and heavy breathing.
Rude Keychain: Trash talks in Spanish.
Duck Can Opener: Quacks as it opens your cans… Adorable.
“The Offering” Wall Sculpture: Treat yourself lake a gadget god.
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I cannot think of a cooler way to open letters than to picture myself as one of the greatest warriors of all time wielding a sword. Even if I couldn’t handle the full size sword that the Spartans used, I can certainly handle this miniature model. The guts of my mail will be spilled on a daily basis.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 30th—July 6th 2008:
Cardboard Cat Playhouses: For cats that live for action and danger.
Retro Nintendo Business Card Holders: Pure professionalism.
Lightning Man Letter Opener: This poor bastard was stabbed in the back…by Zeus
Bigfoot Lawn Ornament: Actually, it represents “Tinyfoot,” the most elusive of all mythical creatures.
Alien Warrior Kubrick: 400% more fun than the original.
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Other than the poor guy that acts as a holder for it, everyone will enjoy the Lightning Letter Opener. The product is pretty self-explanatory including the fact that turning your back on a storm is going to do nothing but get you struck while you aren’t looking. The fact that they can make this guy grimace with no facial features but a mouth is pretty impressive. That tells you just how much this hurts.
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I never really thought about how the indigenous Australians opened their mail, but the answer is right here. Just slip one end of this boomerang into the letter and tear it across the top. Very simple and stylish.
It can also be very useful for rodents. If you see one of those varmints poke their head where it doesn’t belong, you can just take aim at him with the boomerang. If you miss then it should come right back to you.
Here are the top Nerd Approved gadgets for the week of June 18th – 24th 2007.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
James Bond Lock Pick Credit Card: A lock pick set concealed within a credit card.
Solar Corpse Light: The dead walk the earth ( and help save its precious natural resources ).
Cigarette Cigarette Lighter: A cigarette shaped lighter.
The Pistol Clock: If only they embedded a clock in an actual gun – now that would be something.
Super Deformed Star Wars Plush Toys: These Star Wars figures must have grown up under power lines or something.
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I think I need a letter opener. In particular, I need this letter opener. There aren’t too many erotic letter openers around.
I understand the concept up to the point that the letter opener is a leg. Where does that come from? They just couldn’t think of anything else to put there? Is she an amputee and that an extra prosthetic? Please, if anyone has a clue, let me know.
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