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This “forest gump” table set proves that much like life, salt and pepper shakers are also like a box of chocolates. One minute you’re blissfully unaware that two thermoplastic resin trees and a boar filled with toothpicks even existed. Then you spot this product, and all of a sudden you’re filled with an unquenchable desire to turn your dinner table into a functional wildlife diorama, and your wallet instantly becomes $53 lighter…That’s how they getcha.
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This rubber fetch ball gives your dog a long, luxurious handlebar mustache. Of course, this also gives you the opportunity to rename the dog “Sir Reginald Higginsbottom III” and outfit him with a vest, pocket watch and monocle. Dreams really do come true. An additional image is available after the break.
Besides the obvious dangers of fire, this crab claw lighter looks like it would do some serious ball poking in your pocket.
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Nesting dolls are great because there is so much variety. They can be funny, useful or downright vulgar. In this case, they can also be great decorations for Halloween.
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One way to put out snacks at your weekly poker games without seeming a bit effeminate would be to use these Playing Card Snack Bowls. Besides, no hand beats a Cheez-It’s flush.
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King Kong may be of no use to you, but this miniature version of his offspring will be useful whenever you need a nicotine fix. A quick squeeze on his head and he will breathe fire on demand. Which means this particular ape is better off in your pocket than the wild, because only you can prevent forest fires.
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In these uncertain financial times, you want a bank that you can trust. Poop is there for you with the industry leading protection that only a mound of feces can provide. Just step up, make a deposit, and watch your money grow. You’ll feel five pounds lighter.
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For the first time you can get yourself the nuclear fuel cell that is embedded in every Terminator’s chest. This is the highest tech fuel cell you can buy today. You will find that it does not really provide you any power at all, but it will be handy for lighting a cigarette. I am not sure why Skynet built a lighter into their fuel cells, you would think a Terminator would know better than to smoke.
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We have shown you many products that look like other things. But I think this Jerry Can Backyard Torch is the first to look like two different products. Made from reclaimed water and fuel canisters used by the military, it looks like a giant lighter when opened. But at this size it is really a uniquely styled tiki torch for your outdoor areas. A more apt choice for your double wide than a tropically themed torch.
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Just about every cooking appliance you can find in a kitchen these days has been modified to plug into a cigarette lighter for portability. Of these cooking gadgets, this crock pot has to be one of the most amusing. It says “yeah, I want to be able to make food while driving, but I’m willing to wait to let the flavors really sink in.” Now that takes dedication.
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