Try licking any other light switch in your house. This version melts in your mouth, not the other way around.
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The first wave of Minimates vehicles is set to arrive in June, but you can pre-order the series now. Pieces include: the Back to the Future DeLorean, the Hunter Killer Tank from Terminator and a M.A.X. Stealth Jet. Each vehicle comes with it’s own Minimates figure.
This Atari coozy will keep your chosen carbonated beverage chilled for those long MMORPG missions. Lucky for you, the gaming industry has moved well beyond the days of Atari 8-bit gaming even though this coozy hasn’t.
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Pour yourself a pint in one of four classic Atari game glasses: Asteroids, Missile Command, Centipede and Battle Zone. As you slip further into a depressed drunkenness, you can recall the carefree days of your youth spent playing Atari games in your parent’s living room.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 11th-17th, 2010:
Giant Inflatable D20: The D&D nerd’s beach ball.
Magnetic, Floating LED Display: Puts your beer on a pedestal.
Creepsicles / Evil Icecream / Ice Clown: This ice cream is made with pure sugar…and evil.
Resin Bathing Couple Cellphone/Gadget Holder: A bathtub threesome between two matches and your cellphone.
1.0″ LCD Guitar Shaped Car MP3 Player FM Transmitter: Let a guitar bring music to your car.
You are going to need to make some money off this roulette wheel lighter to continue being able to afford your ever more expensive cigarettes. Every time you strike up the lighter, the lights on the roulette wheel spin around and end up on one of the numbers. Take some bets and hope your luck holds out long enough for the house edge to guarantee you some winnings.
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In the fantasy world of Star Wars it may make sense to let rank amateurs practice their dueling skills with real lightsabers. In the real world it is far too dangerous and expensive to give inexperienced students access to a real light saber when you can use this Practice Saber Bokken. The handle is identical to a light saber and the wooden blade is a perfect approximation to a real energy blade. Rather than losing a limb in practice this one will merely cause a bruise.
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At least I think the Emperor lamp is supposed to look like a penguin. At any rate, some sort of bird will undoubtedly take control of the planet in the future—starting with your desktop.
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There is no reason to feel that your manliness is diminished because you choose to burn a few tea lights around your house. Especially if that small amount of heat is what this candle holding guy needs to keep himself from freezing to death. Would have been even better if he was toasting s’mores.
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
