Balls lip balm is here to give you the manly image you so desperately need… Unless it happens to be flavored like balls, then you have a whole new set of problems.
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Snapple Lip Juicers are about the coolest lip balm I have seen. I can’t believe I have not come across these before. They come in multiple flavors, but I would certainly be partial to the Fruit Punch. Forget the lip balm, I just want the mini bottles.
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Here are the top Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 30th – August 5th 2007.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
DIY Masturbation Kit: Hey, even a pro needs to keep up his skills.
Devo Action Figure: Still whipping it after all these years.
Boy Butter Lube: Rub one out smooth…like butter.
Spiderman Knife With Guard: The most deadly Spiderman toy ever.
Shakespearean Insult Gum: Diss your friends eloquently.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
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So let’s say that you are running from the police with guns and drugs in your car, a body in the trunk, and a kidnapped prostitute in the passenger seat. You’ve done some serious sinning my friend! Unfortunately, your situation means that you don’t really have the time to seek salvation. That’s where this Wash Away Your Sins Lip Balm can help. It’s cheap red wine flavor offers absolution for those on the go!
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The Lookin’ Good For Jesus Mini kit features a mirrored Jesus statuette, vanilla nectar lip balm, Easter-Lily hand & body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact.
According to the product site, looking good for Jesus will “take the edge of sinning.” Kind of like hitting on the policeman who writes you a ticket.
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