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No need to worry about whether that New Years Eve party you are attending is going to have liquor on hand. Fill this flask up with your favorite liquor, give the bottle a squeeze and take the shot from the cap/shot glass. Use the leash to keep it close to you and away from all those other thirsty lushes.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
If you ever wanted to keep a journal entitled “What The Hell Was I Thinking?” These hand-sewn beer books are perfect for logging your uninhibited musings so you can find out how you tick in moments of drunken inspiration. You’ll probably discover that your writings are less like Hemingway and more like those of a dude who can be liquored up enough to be attracted to his own Mom.
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Let your love of liquor have a three-way with your love of chess and your love of corporate themed home decor with this Jack Daniel’s chess set. Then prepare yourself for non-stop action when the Daniel family turns on each other in a drunken attempt to gain chess board supremacy.
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What could be more dysfunctional than hiding liquor inside a Christmas ornament? If you happen to live with someone with a drinking problem, and your tree smells like booze, you can catch them in the act by covering the tree in bell ornaments. Every time a bell rings, someone is getting loaded.
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When they call these liquorice whips, they mean whip in a very real way. Take a couple whacks at your favorite S&M partner with one of these then sit back and enjoy the tasty liquorice flavor. If bondage is more your thing, then check out the gummy handcuffs after the break. Either of these candy sex-game toys will leave you with the best aftertaste you have ever had.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:
USB Laptop Table With Bear-Shaped Mouse Platform: The product page fails to mention why it looks like a bear.
Benedictaphone: Your voice recordings from the Pope’s mouth.
Puzzle Pups: Kind of disturbing.
Dancing Robot: Has a strange backup crew.
Boob Luge: Lactates ice cold liquor. (NSFW)
Just fill the mold with water and freeze for two days—your patience will be rewarded with an ice cold boob luge for bachelor parties, Superbowl Sunday, family reunions…whatever.
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Heading to college with a bunch of notebooks is the norm. And I would have to say that having a notebook that contained a flask may be the norm as well. Not everyone will have as cool a combo as this one, but somewhere along the way notebooks and liquor will collide in everyone’s college career.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Thumb Sumo: Thumb wars go Sumo.
Shotgun Drink Dispenser: Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
Stress Relieving Pop Can Toy with Chickens Cluck: Nothing relieves stress like opening up a pop-top can of live chicken.
Walking Light Bulb: This light bulb’s boots are made for walking.
Spider Whack Ping Pong: The itsy bitsy spider runs into a big problem.
