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The Gas Guard is designed to prevent fuel spills from wrecking your paint job, but it kind of looks like your car has a bib. Seriously, it should have a little lobster printed on the front. Of course, it won’t be long before you start saying things like “Here comes the airplane! That gas is so yummy huh? Oh, you spilled some…who’s Mommy’s little slob? Is the Honda Mommy’s little slob? Yeah, Honda’s Mommy’s little slob.”
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This staple remover makes use of the strength of a lobster claw to make your life easier. Lucky for you, this claw is less than the cost of a single pound of lobster. Even luckier, it won’t smell up your entire house like cooking the crustacean does.
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My guess is that it says that you are a massive nerd…or an electrician.
The Fuse Necklace is comprised of eleven 2amp 125volt slow-burn fuses with a lobster clasp and adjustable chain. Each comes in a black gift box with a definition and rating of the fuses used.
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If you have kids, or you are simply a slob who has trouble getting food all the way to your mouth, the Vampire Bib is a must-have item. At the very least, it looks cooler than that bib you have with the lobster on it.
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Made of new and used tools, the claws on these guy are as strong as the crustaceans you run into in real life. At least that is what I have gather from watching The Deadliest Catch. A good use of recycled materials as well. Better those materials end up as cool little crabs and lobsters than in some landfill.
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