Looks like this elf won’t be able to sneak in and cobble shoes for you at night anymore, but he’s still willing to help. His limbs are detachable and magnetic, so his well dressed gams can hold your Shake n’ Bake coupons and entertain you with hours of Irish fridge jigs. A woman’s legs in dominatrix boots are pictured after the break.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:
Contest: Win one of three flushable toilet banks.
Dick Towel: Get a dick towel today! (NSFW)
4GB Transformers USB Drive: Comes loaded with “Revenge of the Fallen”.
Bioshock 2: EVE hypodermic needle prop replica.
Porcelain Cardboard Box: Lasts longer than the real thing.
This little bendable figure has magnets on his hands and feet so he can scale the tin rock wall. While that may be amusing for some, I say glue a few small magnets on your GI Joes and make the rock wall part of their boot camp.
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Freud would have a field day with the manner in which some people will want to dress this magnetic copy of himself. I am sure he would understand you putting a suit and hat on him, he may not take so kindly to the leathers and mohawk. Your fridge, your choice. Much more fun than your average set of magnetic poetry on the refrigerator.
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These magnetic, double sided picture frames will make an acrobat out of anyone. Choose who you want to include, get a small headshot of them then place it in a frame. You can stack the miniature, stick figure like frames to make the group of people look like tiny acrobats doing a show just for you. If you are a bit more imaginative, I am betting you can find some alternate poses that may not be so flattering.
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This Racing Sperm set doesn’t work too much differently than the actual ones. Just get them wound up and see which can find the attraction of the magnetic egg first. It is a struggle for survival so these little guys should be putting everything they have into their wriggling across the floor.
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Between cell phones, Skype and online chatting, there is very little use left for the old fashioned telephone. The magnetic clips on this retro designed phone will hold any type of note or message and the phone cord keeps the handset from getting separated from the base. The poor little telephone has come down a long way from when it was an indispensable item in every home.
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“Often regarded as the most horrifying force in the universe, the super concentrated gravity of the black hole is not only useful for jump-starting the spiral motion of a galaxy, it is also an ideal catalyst for generating worm holes to aid in long-distance interstellar space and/or time travel. Compressed molecular empty space and distorted time trajectories are worries of the past with this easy-to-use Black Hole Starter Kit.”
And what’s contained within this kit that opens the door to worm holes, time travel, black holes and traveling the speed of light? Two 1″ magnetic balls… I don’t get it either.
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Just because you want to play a little fetch doesn’t mean you have to keep a drooling, shedding pet around. When Baxter the Dog detects the ball using infrared his head moves up and down and he can get the ball with his magnetic nose. You have control of him using the bone shaped remote, which is probably more control than you would ever have over your golden retriever.
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Spice your refrigerator magnet poetry with all forms of the “F” word. These extra 240 magnets will fit in with your current magnets to make your poetry sound a lot more like the way you speak every day. Poetry is only good if you can use every type of word that properly describes your feelings, even if you can only express them with some form of the “F” word.
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