Ever since we first came across the Gaydar, Dickdar and Virgin Detector keychains, I couldn’t help but wonder how accurate these things really are. To find out, I used myself as a guinea pig and ran a simple test.
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It’s hard to stay focused on the laptop when your USB monkey lamps look like they want to beat the hell out of each other. You may have to put work on hold and let these two duke it out in a male vs. female rock em’ sock em’ primate battle royal. The loser will be unceremoniously unplugged from the USB port while hanging their LED powered head in shame. Check out an additional photo after the break.
Aeration may be required to keep your fish’s aquarium in a healthy state, but they would probably prefer no aeration at all to the bubbles this skeleton on the toilet is introducing. At least the skeleton has the decency to cover his private area with his hands so he doesn’t offend those female fish.
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For all the years that Alice in Wonderland has been around, I don’t think I have seen any product give the story quite the edge that these pint glasses do. The Queen of Hearts as well Alice and Calie are not the dowdy females you normally see as illustrations to the book and the Cheshire Cat looks twice as mean as you may be used to. The only usual suspect is the charming but nefarious Mad Hatter. It seems like an anime version of life through the looking glass.
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These key hooks will let each sex have their own holder, although that means the female gets twice the number of hooks. It would probably be a lot more fun for everyone if you used the opposite sex. And not just so the man gets the extra hook, either.
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So, what we have here is a pair of earthenware salt and pepper shakers depicting female figures in a Victorian-style dress with televisions for heads. I’m sure it has some hidden meaning, but I’ll be dammed if I know what it is.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 20th-26th, 2009:
Bad Table: Even a table needs to pee.
Cessna Control Panel Desk Organizer: Fly an IFR pattern in your cubicle.
Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture: If Rob Zombie had a garden…
Canned Oxygen: Fad on the horizon.
The Poop Bank: Excuse me while I make a deposit.
If you are extremely progressive, or you just dont have the balls to talk to your kids about the birds and the bees, these mobiles will start the educational process right away. The first explains the equipment, and the second (pictured after the break) illustrates what happens when the equipment is put to good use. It may seem inappropriate, but consider this: if you don’t teach your kids, the internet will.
Most flasks are designed to be as inconspicuous as possible. The Nip/Tuck Flask is one of the few that you would want to show off. The one issue may be that when you reach into your pocket and feel that familiar shape, it may not be a drink that you are looking for anymore.
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When you have these Adam & Eve andirons on display in your living room you’ll want to get your stories straight should your guests ask any questions. When you’re friends are over they’re artistic representations of male and female genitalia and a constant source of laughter and conversation. When grandma visits they’re a pair of scissors and a Christian fish symbol that have no hidden meaning and do nothing but hold logs in your fireplace.
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