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For all the years that Alice in Wonderland has been around, I don’t think I have seen any product give the story quite the edge that these pint glasses do. The Queen of Hearts as well Alice and Calie are not the dowdy females you normally see as illustrations to the book and the Cheshire Cat looks twice as mean as you may be used to. The only usual suspect is the charming but nefarious Mad Hatter. It seems like an anime version of life through the looking glass.
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These key hooks will let each sex have their own holder, although that means the female gets twice the number of hooks. It would probably be a lot more fun for everyone if you used the opposite sex. And not just so the man gets the extra hook, either.
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So, what we have here is a pair of earthenware salt and pepper shakers depicting female figures in a Victorian-style dress with televisions for heads. I’m sure it has some hidden meaning, but I’ll be dammed if I know what it is.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 20th-26th, 2009:
Bad Table: Even a table needs to pee.
Cessna Control Panel Desk Organizer: Fly an IFR pattern in your cubicle.
Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture: If Rob Zombie had a garden…
Canned Oxygen: Fad on the horizon.
The Poop Bank: Excuse me while I make a deposit.
If you are extremely progressive, or you just dont have the balls to talk to your kids about the birds and the bees, these mobiles will start the educational process right away. The first explains the equipment, and the second (pictured after the break) illustrates what happens when the equipment is put to good use. It may seem inappropriate, but consider this: if you don’t teach your kids, the internet will.
Most flasks are designed to be as inconspicuous as possible. The Nip/Tuck Flask is one of the few that you would want to show off. The one issue may be that when you reach into your pocket and feel that familiar shape, it may not be a drink that you are looking for anymore.
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When you have these Adam & Eve andirons on display in your living room you’ll want to get your stories straight should your guests ask any questions. When you’re friends are over they’re artistic representations of male and female genitalia and a constant source of laughter and conversation. When grandma visits they’re a pair of scissors and a Christian fish symbol that have no hidden meaning and do nothing but hold logs in your fireplace.
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Don’t make your dog go prowling the streets every night looking for a female to partner up with. Get him his own Little Black Book Plush Chew Toy and he can have a list of where all his best conquests are. A lot less demeaning than some other types of squeaking toys he could be caught with.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 26th-February 1st, 2009:
Contest: Win delightfully absurd toys from Archie McPhee.
Baldness Mousepad: A mousepad ode to male pattern baldness.
No Spill Mobile Spittoon: The grossest way to utilize a cupholder.
DUB Wheels Yo-Yos: Rollin’ on some 30s.
Batman And Nemeses Nutcrackers: Who is tough enough to be a nutcracker?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Each bald head and each combover on this mousepad is like a work of art. A depressing work of art.
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