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While the head from the animal you just took down in your hunting adventure is out being mounted you can use this game trophy shaped cutting board to slice up its freshly cooked meat. You may not be able to mount that tasty loin, but you can certainly admire it while it is being carved.
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I’ve seen kitchen scales with clock functions before, but none were as elegant as this wall-mountable version. When you have flour, meat or weed to measure out, just take it off the wall and lay it flat on the counter. Measures in both grams and ounces.
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Thanks to high school proms and sitcom dream sequences, fog machines have lost much of their terror-inducing effectiveness. However, you can still nip that f’er in the bud by adding some “Creepy Crypt” or “Moldy Morgue” scents which will apparently restore the Halloween vibe by making your fog smell like a corpse. It should be an improvement over the smell of rotting food and sweat that currently permeates your digs.
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Congrats to Dustin Snyder for winning our Mr. Bacon Board Game and Handerpants Contest from Archie McPhee. He assures me that a Mr. Bacon game night is in the works, which will undoubtedly be an awesome time. Good luck on your journey through Meatland dude.
If the red cow from that famous energy drink cannot get your blood pressure going, maybe some aliens can. If the only way to get yourself moving beyond a snail’s pace is to eat what the aliens are offering, then just a couple bucks and some other worldly mystery meat is all it takes .
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Just a reminder that today is the last day to win the two stupidest products ever made—the Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants from Archie McPhee. Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have.
Who wouldn’t want a Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants? Correction—who wouldn’t want them if they were free? Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved between now and July 31st and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have to win.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.
Star Wars Robotic Arm: Snap together a working Darth Vader robotic arm.
100 Percent Quiz Mug: Has a nasty surprise inside.
Barrel Chairs: Pull up a mangled 50 gallon drum and take a load off.
Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Game: A mouth watering mosey through meatland.
Do you have what it takes to guide Mr. Bacon through the hazards of Meatland? Do you have the guts to wear underwear on your hands in public? If you answered yes to both these questions, Nerd Approved and Fashionably Geek are proud to be the first to offer you the unique opportunity to win Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game and Handerpants from Archie McPhee. All you need to do is tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved. The more times you tweet, the more chances you have to win. The last day to enter is Friday July 31st. Good luck!
I think the description on the box says it best:
Join Mr. Bacon on a mouth-watering mosey through Meatland! On your journey, you’ll have to navigate your way through the Mustard Marsh, cross the eerie expanse of Wiener Wasteland and sail on the Sausage Sea. If you make it past the deceptive detour of Vegan Alley and avoid getting grounded in Gristle Grotto, you might just make it to the Great Frying Pan at the end of the trail.
Truly, this is a fat-drenched adventure of a lifetime for bacon fans everywhere. Additional images are available after the break.
