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Egg and soldiers is a fine way to start your day, and this little set turns those soldiers into cavalry and the egg cup into a castle. It is difficult to tell if the castle turret egg holder is his home or his next conquest—you can decide that for yourself each and every morning.
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If you are into Suicide Girls, I have a couple of wall sculptures you might be interested in. An additional sculpture is pictured after the break.
That’s right, weaning yourself off porn magazines has been a grueling road, and no doubt this magazine holder has provided more than its fair share of frustration as you tried in vain to take a dump and unlock the latest issue of “Screw” from the confusing maze of polished steel; but look at all you’ve accomplished! You have more patience, and you can accurately drop a deuce with only one cheek on the bowl. Bravo!
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Is it something fitting like Renassance Magazine, or is it something that clashes with this magazine rack like Southern Living or Tiger Beat? No matter what you read, this medieval magazine rack has you covered (unless you like to surf the web on your phone like I do).
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As long as this dragon can keep the fire breathing to a minimum he should make an excellent toilet paper roll holder. This would be an excellent start to creating your own medieval dungeon themed bathroom.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 26th-February 1st, 2009:
Contest: Win delightfully absurd toys from Archie McPhee.
Baldness Mousepad: A mousepad ode to male pattern baldness.
No Spill Mobile Spittoon: The grossest way to utilize a cupholder.
DUB Wheels Yo-Yos: Rollin’ on some 30s.
Batman And Nemeses Nutcrackers: Who is tough enough to be a nutcracker?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Take down your hungry guests with beef from the BBQ Sword, then finish em’ off with a thrust of your Mallow Lance.
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Let’s face it, your cellphone rules your life. All Kings need thrones so it makes sense that your cellphone should have one too. It demands to have a phone throne! You must do its bidding! Additional product available after the break.
Every king needs a throne, and rulers with a taste for urban chic will certainly find something to like in Ted Nemeth’s creation. It features hand tooled leather, customizable graffiti by NYC street artist BLKINK and brass knuckle accents. Unfortunately, a throne fit for a king is going to cost a king’s ransom at $5150. Additional images are available after the break.
We have seen dragon end tables and skeleton end tables, but nothing quite compares to this mermaid end table and its special blend of weirdness and confusing sexuality. Is it wrong to be attracted to an inanimate mythical creature? Yes, yes it is. We already learned that the hard way (NSFW link).
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