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Did you get the memo about the T&A reports? It’s just that we are putting a boob note or an ass note on all of our T&A reports now. A boob note if it’s a T report and a butt note if it’s an A. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great.
Yeah, you can control the temperature of waterbeds too—but the ’70s were a long time ago my friends. Surprisingly, it took this long for someone to develop a practical mattress with temperature control. If you are into the cool side of the pillow, that’s no problem since the mattress has a low temp of 48 degrees Fahrenheit. If you are perpetually chilly at night, crank that thing up to a max of 118 degrees.
This dry-wipe ceramic Postcard Memo Pad is both fun and Earth friendly. Plus, your friends will appreciate any post card from Boozeville that invites you to partake in a drink or two. By the way, in this case “XXX” doesn’t mean “hugs.” It’s just a subtle hint that the reader should get some moonshine too…or porn.
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Just because you have to take time out of your day to clean up in the shower does not mean you need to be any less productive there. Inspiration can strike any time and the Aqua Notes notepad will be sure you have a way to document those million dollar ideas before they are lost in the bowels of your feeble mind. Useful anywhere you need to make notes but where a normal notepad might turn to mush.
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Nothing looks more at home hanging on a wall than a paintbrush. Just remove the bristles and replace them with a notepad and you have the best memo pad in the office. That may not be much to brag about, but cube life does not leave much room for originality. You will probably have to ask others to lay off leaving so many memos just because they find it fun to rip them off paint brush.
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If you need to keep some paper around but are tired of all the little yellow pads you are stuck with, get yourself a Memopad. The body design on the paper and the removable head/arms that sit on the paper will certainly grab the attention of everyone that comes by. And if you happen to run out of paper, the rest of the soaker’s body is beneath the paper. That makes for a nicer look when you run out of paper, although the small naked person in a box may seem odd to others at that point.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 26th —December 2nd 2007.
Inappropriate Britnery Spears Action Figure: Britney shows us her hot pocket…again
Cock-a-Doodle Memo Pad: Be the Picasso of penises.
Ohms Law Clock: Just in case you need to be reminded of the formulas for power, current, voltage and resistance.
Talking Tongue Bottle Opener: The highest quality sound from a tongue bottle opener to date.
Big Willie: A dancing, hip-hop loving penis.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
Should the 70s porno guy pictured above have a honkin’ ankle spanker, a little admiral, or should he put on some friggin’ pants? You decide.
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I know what you are thinking – “bristles made with titanium alloy? But my gums bleed when I eat pudding!”
I hear you, but according to Dentist Dane Robinson, the inventor of the TiFinity Titanium Toothbrush, these bristles have “amazing properties.”
“These super elastic memory filaments of the bristle material constantly rebound instantly during brushing allowing for better penetration of the bristles in to the hard to reach areas between teeth and under gums!“
The Toothbrush is also touted to have at least a two year life expectancy, it repels moisture and resists bacteria, and removes plaque more effectively than your average brush.
That’s all well and good, but what about people with sensitive gums? According to the website:
“The ADA has a standardized test that measures the abrasivity of toothbrushes and toothpaste. Dr. Bruce Schemehorn, an authority on abrasivity at Indiana University, performed this test and compared it to nylon. Although the material tested more abrasive than nylon, (nylon being completely non-abrasive), it tested about as abrasive as nylon plus toothpaste and fell well below the ADA’s limit of safety in terms of abrasivity. In fact since some abrasivity is essential for cleaning and stain removal, many experts consider this level of abrasivity to be optimal.”
I have to admit, the TiFinity is the coolest looking toothbrush I have ever seen, and if it does everything it claims to do, the $35-50 price tag just might be worth it. Shipments of the product are expected to begin in six to eight weeks.
eBay seller sonyabscott is selling a truly unbelievable collection of gaming memorabilia for the original NES. Every game Nintendo ever licensed (670 in all) is included along with an NES, 4 controllers, 2 turbo controllers, NES advantage controller, Zapper gun, Power Pad, ROB Robot, 4 player wired controller, 4 player wireless satellite and receiver, Grey Joystick controller, Game Genie and code book, RF Switch and an AC power cord.
According to the seller, the top 8 reasons to win this auction are as follows:
1) You get EVERY GAME EVER MADE under Licensed
2) ALL 670 games are in Good-to-Mint Condition !!!
3) No Permanent markings on ANY of my games
4) No Stickers on ANY of my games
5) Labels are in Good condition
6) Math Fact: If bought individually, 670 games with $3 per game shipping could cost (670 x $3 = $2,010 in shipping alone) My auction comes in several boxes at $385.00 total to ship ALL of them due to the weight and size of these packages
7) I’ve included a NES System and 12 Accessories of equipment to go with it including ROB the Robot, Power Glove, Power Pad, Etc. Read below ! 
No need to use the words RARE & HARD TO FIND in this auction because …. THEIR ALL HERE !
Currently the bidding is at $5,100 with about 6 days left to go – so if you have a serious amount of money lying around to drop on this head on over to the auction and make a bid.
