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As if you needed another reminder that you are getting fat, this toilet paper from Japan not only features measuring tape in centimeters for doing gut checks, it also features suggestions for exercises that you can do while sitting on the pot. Even if you are not into diet and exercise, you can show your displeasure loud and clear one wipe at a time.
How fortuitous that a ruler has 12 inches and 31 cm. Those two numbers also happen to be the number of months and days in a year making it as perfect for a calendar as it is a ruler. There are two colored magnetic circles included with this metal ruler to mark the day and month. So whether you have a need to know the current date or the length of anything, both can be met with this single product.
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These pens will make a ventriloquist out of anyone. The pen can record your voice, and when played back the animal’s mouth will move in synch with the words. All you have to do is stand there like you are trying not to move your lips and let your witty words coming from the animal’s mouths amuse everyone around you. Just be sure you have a good monologue, this technology does not lend itself to improvising.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
It doesn’t take a chemist to tell you that drinking alcohol out of a beaker that’s nearly 3-feet tall will most likely result in drunkenness. Nevertheless, you can test your mettle against the glass and emerge as a “Wimp”, “Lightweight”, “Pretender”, “Contender”, “Loaded Bloke” or, the ultimate “Loaded Legend”.
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Mr. P’s large yawn creates yet another fine product for your home. That open mouth is a perfect place for you to put a picture. He will just sit there all day so that your best photos are displayed properly in the picture frame. There is also a spring between the neck and head so that you can move his head in all directions. Available in in white, blue and pink and holds a 5 cm diameter picture.
Product Page (11.50 €, about $17)
Every pizza joint tells you the diameter of their pizza. But what you really want to know is the circumference. With this Pizza Pi Plate you can have somewhere to eat your slice and figure out the circumference with 88 decimal places of precision. Something to keep your mind occupied while devouring half the pizza by yourself. The microwave safe stoneware plate will also help to keep that crust crispy when reheating.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Wolverine Golf Club Headcover: Wolverine laughs at your weak little titanium driver.
Kool-Light-O-Scope: Make your pool trippy.
BBQ Sword Spatula: On guard, dead pig!
Exorcist Possessed Regan Figure With Electronic Spinning Head: No doubt the greatest technological advancement of our time.
Crayon Dog Sculpture: Hmmm…new car or crayon dog?
Drinking beer 12 ounces at a time is for wusses. If you want to drink the right way, get yourself a Chug Mug. It holds about 60 ounces of beer and will let you know just how manly you are by how much you can chug. They certainly don’t make it easy on you, you need to get 40 ounces down before you can even be respectable. If you get 50 down you will achieve the badass status you have been dreaming of.
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