
This ping pong paddle will help you make sure you are looking your best while annihilating the competition. Made from a real paddle, the rubber on one side has been replaced with an acrylic mirror. Also useful to direct light into your opponent’s eyes at a critical point in the game.
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Regular mirrors are nothing but a hassle with their plastic edges constantly blocking out your beauty. One solution to this horrible problem is to invest in these custom made jobs which will cost more and require up to three months for delivery. But it will all be worth it when you add that extra inch of reflected glory.
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Whether you think cacti would look perfectly natural in a Canadian blizzard, or if you just want to mess with people stranded in the desert by letting them think they’ve found a source of water, these steel cacti will fit the bill. Each one is made and finished by hand, and they’re available in four finishes: galvanized, patina rust, verdigris, and mirror.
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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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We all know that clowns are creepy. But there is something about a clown with a mirror that is even more unsettling—like saying “Bozo” or “Krusty” three times while staring at it would bring the clown to life so it can slaughter your whole family. Fortunately, this thing is too ridiculously expensive for anyone to actually purchase.
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Every time you peer into the ghost mirror, a gruesome reflection will stare back at you. Unfortunately, as the years pass it will become harder to tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Also includes scary sound effects.
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The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.
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