
You are guy…you are. Yeah, the flannel, ripped jeans and Nirvana shirt is a good look for you. But, no matter how hard you try, it’s not going to be the ’90s again. Messages can be written on the mirror with dry erase markers—so you don’t forget to “rock on” each morning.
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Oh, it’s just an arm that sticks to your bathroom mirror so you can blow dry hands-free. I was hoping it was something else.
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These Rotting Zombie clings will give you a different look when you check yourself out in the mirror. First thing in the morning it may be tough to distinguish from your normal look, but it will give you a strange desire to have some brains for breakfast.
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This ping pong paddle will help you make sure you are looking your best while annihilating the competition. Made from a real paddle, the rubber on one side has been replaced with an acrylic mirror. Also useful to direct light into your opponent’s eyes at a critical point in the game.
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Regular mirrors are nothing but a hassle with their plastic edges constantly blocking out your beauty. One solution to this horrible problem is to invest in these custom made jobs which will cost more and require up to three months for delivery. But it will all be worth it when you add that extra inch of reflected glory.
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Whether you think cacti would look perfectly natural in a Canadian blizzard, or if you just want to mess with people stranded in the desert by letting them think they’ve found a source of water, these steel cacti will fit the bill. Each one is made and finished by hand, and they’re available in four finishes: galvanized, patina rust, verdigris, and mirror.
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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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