If an overhead projector could breed with a plastic cup and a pike inside Barbie’s dream home, the result would be Martin Neuhaus’ Becherlicht concept lamp. When switched on, the unique looking light will cast a 3D image of a conventional lamp on your wall that is a nod to modern functional art, optical illusions, and illuminated plus size pink pleated skirts.
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The beauty of celebrating any occasion with digital numbers is that every segment is the same as every other. So you only really need one of these cake pans to be able to make every number required. Of course, you might need a bigger plate for when that 1 turns into a 4,5,6…
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Regardless of whether that hot coffee poured into your mug is decaf or full-caffeinated bliss, this mug’s design will become animated by the hot liquid. Choosing death over having to drink decaf may seem a bit extreme, but you just can’t mess with a man’s coffee.
No need to be the sad person sitting home drinking by themselves. You can pretend you have friends and are in a social situation with this Faces Bar Set. Instead of being one step away from becoming an anonymous group member you can now practice your conversational skills with a set of happy faced items that don’t interrupt and are always attentive.
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In a moment of sheer brilliance, or by staring at a pile of kindling, someone realized that all this time chairs were missing out on their true calling, which is to be miniaturized, thrown into a pile and fused together. Why? Because it would make a great place to hang things, like jewelry for starters. My guess is that if you bling up this 8″w, 13.5″h iron stack of chairs to look like a modern art Christmas tree, most women will be so busy saying “He went to Jared!” That they won’t even notice your unique presentation.
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This branch will remind you that a life with no appointment reminders is like a bare tree. For every reminder you need, just attach it to the metal branch with another magnetic leaf. Not only will you remember important occasions, but you will also be giving your branch more leaves to let it fully come to life.
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The only place you usually see plants growing up through a drain is in some run down building that is missing half its walls. This small planter gives you the same feeling of life springing up in a once thriving living area that has fallen on hard times, but this time you control it, even if you can’t control your hovel falling into disrepair.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.
Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.
Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.
Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.
Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.
This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
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Your guests will understand that you have a disturbing dedication to your lip hair when you have a handlebar mustache napkin ring/place card/chalkboard identifying their seat. Of course, that’s only if all the other mustache related products and photos of Wyatt Earp and Taft didn’t tip them off first.
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