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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.
One would think that a T-Rex would be something you would need protection from, but in the case of these soft, squeezable night lights, it’s the dinosaurs that keep you safe. When fully charged, these night lights will glow and change colors for up to 8 hours. They can also be removed from the base station and carried around as a toy. Additional dinosaurs are pictured after the break.
Don’t let this charming little flower lamp fool you. One click of the button on the bottom and the torch underneath with eliminate any monsters that may be lurking under your child’s bed or in their closet. When not in use as a weapon, the lamp can be turned on and off by pressing down on the flower. An additional image is available after the break.
It is bad enough that the damn gnome hunters will steal your flamingos, ride local animals in your yard or use your lawn as a launching pad for their rocket adventures, but now they may have gone a little too far. Once they start drinking up all your fine wine it may be time to start getting serious about ridding yourself of gnomes the old fashioned way.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 16th-22nd, 2009:
Uzi Light: Wastes the monsters under your bed.
Formula Pee: Urine candy at its finest.
6′5″ Robot: Giant robots really spice up a room.
Write-On Glassware: Have your morning coffee and keep track of your appointments with the same mug.
Gun Mirror: An old timey necessity.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Next time you face your crippling fear of the dark, back up the boogeyman killing power of light with the secure feeling of a submachine gun. This limited edition Uzi light is made from lacquered metal, has an illuminating tip and measures H18 x L17.5 x D5.25 in. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
Why use normal bandages when you could cover up that boo-boo with toast, comic strips or monsters? Plus, these come with a free prize inside. It’s like the Cracker Jack of pain and suffering.
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October may be behind us, but if you can’t let go of Halloween yet, plan to pick up one of these monster stockings for the Christmas season. They are fully lined, available in small and large (17” or 21”) sizes, and come in three different styles: “Dragon”, “Bad Bird”, and “Creature Feature”. That said, I’d imagine that several of these beauties are currently being rushed to Tim Burton’s house.
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You may be able to scare a number of trick or treaters away from ringing your doorbell if you drop this 7 foot Jason inflatable on your front porch. The kids already have visions of monsters in their heads, the last thing they are likely to want to face is a hockey masked man with a bloody cleaver in his hand. If you could only have it disappear when the kids who have a very cute and single mother with them come down the street. Saving money on candy is not worth missing that.
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Talking to dead people would be a lot easier if you are working with someone who has experience talking to them. And I have to think that Buffy the Vampire Slayer has more experience than your average medium. A Ouija board is actually a step removed from her average encounter. Plus, if any trouble starts with the summoned spirit you know she has your back. It doesn’t hurt that she is pretty easy on the eyes.
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