
This motorcycle grip makes a revving sound every time you pop open a beer. You’ll get a lot of good years out of this motorcycle, but remember that it is dangerous. You’ll probably fall a few times, and once the liver goes it’s time to trade her in.
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A day spent working on the car or motorcycle won’t be so lonely when you have a drop forged, chrome plated skank to feel up every time you need a 1/2” – 3/4” wrench. So buy American, because these ladies won’t let you work your perverted mojo in metric.
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It’s hard to tell from the image, but this cookie cutter set includes car and motorcycle templates that fit snugly into the straight and curved track cutters. The more you bake, the bigger and badder your cookie racing circuit can be.
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If you are going to ride a motorcycle then you really need to ride a Harley if you want to be a tough guy. If you want to be a tough guy with a knife, it appears you have to have a Harley as well. It features a working LED headlight that is activated by a switch on the seat—giving you a better view of the hippie you just stabbed.
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Nothing will wake you up in the morning like grabbing hold of a pair of motorcycle handles to get the water running. This chrome and brass faucet is the ultimate accessory for a man’s bathroom. And while the retail cost was quite hefty at one time, you can now get them at 65% off.
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Yeah..how about that huh? That’s a real stuffed croc on that pink motorcycle model. PETA will love that. It’s not something you see ever day that’s for sure.
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Send a loved one blazing into the next world in a flame covered Harley gas tank. This “Born to Ride” cremation urn offers 212 cubic inches of space for the burley biker who was all man. It also has an engravable nameplate on the base and is available in three bitchin’ colors.
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