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If you want to bring good food or drinks into your office and not have them stolen then this Fridge Locker is what you need. Just set it in your office refrigerator, lock it up and your thieving bastards of co-workers will have to find their own goodies. Its portability is both a blessing and a curse: it allows you to use it at home to keep your last beer safe, but it also means that while people cannot steal what is inside the locker, they can steal the whole damn thing and spend their time breaking in.
Product Page ($20)
Maybe it’s time Mr. Tie here invested in some neckware that is a little more manageable—like a bolo tie or a cravat. Even those fashion disasters don’t look this bad.
Product Page ($15)
You can use these mouse hole stickers to give your own home the personal touch of infestation or you can use it to screw with those people who lord their “nicer” home over all their friends. In either case, it takes just seconds to add this to the decor. You can decide whether or not to tell them that it can be removed with a hair dryer, although that just admits your guilt.
Product Page ($0.86, about $1.40)
This mouse pad not only offers the therapeutic value of it’s warmth and humidity, it also offers you a way to add up to 2 USB devices to your computer.
Product Page ($19.90)
From Fashionably Geek: Want to become internet famous by discovering the next big meme? Consult the spirit of the internets with this computer-themed Ouija board shirt. Here’s how it works: put the shirt on a table and place a wireless mouse on the board. Place your hand on the mouse and ask the internets a question—like “what is going to be the next big internet phenomenon?” The power of the internets will guide your hand and spell out the answer in lolcat. If you can decipher the meaning, you are well on your way to internet fame and fortune.
A perfect companion to the Gaydar detector keychain, Dickdar claims to size up a subject with their pants on. Just point and shoot—the Dickdar will analyze the “data” and respond with one of three phrases:
- “That penis is a weapon of mass destruction”
- “Um”…Hung like a field mouse”
- “Mmm…Short & thick will do the trick”.
Too bad it doesn’t feature a “No penis detected” response. That would come in handy when confronted with prostitutes of a questionable gender.
Product Page (£7 or $11)
Chivalry is dead (literally) with this mouse doorstop. He died so that you may enter and exit a room with ease.
Product Page (£2.49 or $4)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:
USB Laptop Table With Bear-Shaped Mouse Platform: The product page fails to mention why it looks like a bear.
Benedictaphone: Your voice recordings from the Pope’s mouth.
Puzzle Pups: Kind of disturbing.
Dancing Robot: Has a strange backup crew.
Boob Luge: Lactates ice cold liquor. (NSFW)
Okay, I get the foldable table with a USB-powered laptop cooling fan—but what’s with the mouse platform? The product page fails to mention why it looks like a bear.
Product Page ($30)
