Yeah, it has memory all right…terrifying memories that will keep you up at night. I recall seeing someone develop a computer mouse out of an actual mouse before, but this one is even creepier with red LED eyes that light up with each data transfer.
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
These cheese crate music boxes will woo you with sweet music and the lingering smell of retro cheeses pumping through a handcrafted box reminiscent a 1950s high school shop class… Golly, that’s swell.
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The product page claims this mousepad is fried, but it looks more like sunny side up to me. I prefer scrambled to be quite honest, but that would probably screw up the mouse tracking.
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These handmade felt ornaments from The House of Mouse feature characters from your favorite nerdy movies. These mice can act—and they are guaranteed plague-free.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:
Lego Mouse: Makes work fun.
Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap: Cat food scented soap for spinsters.
Bangkok Nights Mug: Has a “Crying Game” surprise for you.
Bioshock 2 Action Figures: These figures include Big Daddy, Big Sister, Little Sister and Subject Delta.
Scurvy Begone!: If you are unwilling to eat actual fruit, these pirate-formulated vitamin C pills should do the trick.
Just because you have a ream of data to enter into spreadsheets doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun as well. This Lego USB mouse will let you play with blocks while still offering you the normal two buttons and a scroll wheel.
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The beauty of this mouse trap is that after you catch a mouse, there is no reason to pick them up. Let them stay right there in their own private coffin. If they are stupid enough to go trespassing on a coffin, whether there is cheese on it or not, then they deserve what they get.
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If you want to bring good food or drinks into your office and not have them stolen then this Fridge Locker is what you need. Just set it in your office refrigerator, lock it up and your thieving bastards of co-workers will have to find their own goodies. Its portability is both a blessing and a curse: it allows you to use it at home to keep your last beer safe, but it also means that while people cannot steal what is inside the locker, they can steal the whole damn thing and spend their time breaking in.
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