The product page claims this mousepad is fried, but it looks more like sunny side up to me. I prefer scrambled to be quite honest, but that would probably screw up the mouse tracking.
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Maybe it’s time Mr. Tie here invested in some neckware that is a little more manageable—like a bolo tie or a cravat. Even those fashion disasters don’t look this bad.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 31st – September 6th, 2009:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Carl Nesting Doll: Carl Brutananadilewski’s nesting doll dissection.
Shrimp Massager: Has magic claws to work sore muscles.
Gadget Gum: Deliciously synthetic.
Latex Baby Bat: Bat Boy lives!
Transformer Robot Model Resin Ashtray: Aka Transformers bumblebee ashtray.
Put some toilet paper in the freezer, because daddy’s coming into the runway ablaze. Better yet, have some Ring Of Fire wipes on hand.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 15th-21st 2009:
Rocky III USB Drives: They work hard on their gigabyte abs.
Paint Can Pinhole Camera: Isn’t exactly a point-and-shoot.
Mr P Headphone Cable Tidy: Mr. P gagged and hanged with your headphone cord.
Transformers Scale Model Bike: Races in the tour de autobots.
Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener: Pencil sharpening to the extreme.
We love Top Gear gadgets around here, and now you can add this mouse and racetrack mat set to the list. Race the Stig’s disembodied head around the mousepad track for minutes of fun.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
As this mousepad illustrates, the combination of polonium, oxygen and phosphorous is a force to be reckoned with.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 26th-February 1st, 2009:
Contest: Win delightfully absurd toys from Archie McPhee.
Baldness Mousepad: A mousepad ode to male pattern baldness.
No Spill Mobile Spittoon: The grossest way to utilize a cupholder.
DUB Wheels Yo-Yos: Rollin’ on some 30s.
Batman And Nemeses Nutcrackers: Who is tough enough to be a nutcracker?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Each bald head and each combover on this mousepad is like a work of art. A depressing work of art.
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