
I say “matches” but, actually, I’m not sure what those things are. All I know is that they have drawn a bath and have plenty of room left for sexy time with your cellphone or MP3 player.
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All you have to do to add a little music to your car is to get this guitar (or maybe it’s a violin?). It is no different than other MP3 FM players, but the need to tune it just seems more natural when applied to a musical instrument.
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If you want your house to have the laid back feel of the 60’s, this VW Camper Van Light Switch is a perfect accessory. Not only does it let you turn your lights on and off with a VW Camper Van, it also adds a dimming capability.
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This mini VW Bus can play tunes from your MP3 player, your PC via USB or function as a standalone FM radio. It also features rolling wheels, functional head and taillights and horn sounds.
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This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
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Here is a speaker for your MP3 player that you already know how to work. Just connect your MP3 player to the toilet, lift the lid and listen to your choice of songs. The beauty is that when you are done you just unplug it, no flushing needed. The built in Lithium ion battery can be recharged with the included USB cable.
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This may be one of the few UFO’s that you won’t see flying around. And when the top of the ship opens you won’t see aliens, you will just have a portable MP3 speaker to play all your tunes on the go. This little piece of alien technology doesn’t even require batteries with its included USB cable to charge it.
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